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Princess Daphne... Dragon's Lair
Alright, alright. Eyes back on the text, please. Before you rush off to the nearest arcade, in search of some dusty and forgotten Dragon's Lair machine, think for a second. Is Daphne really what you want in a damsel? No, seriously - ignore the images above and watch the dim-witted footage below.
Underneath the skimpy leotard and fluttering eyelashes, Daphne's no deeper than a cardboard cutout. No smarter than a blow-up doll bimbo. Nothing more than salacious and cynical bait for your hard-earned quarters (and Dragon's Lair swallowed a LOT of quarters).
Still smitten? Very well. We've tried reasoning with your intellect... now we'll appeal to your baser instincts. Believe it or not, the images below are both Princess Daphne as well. First is the lovely lass as she appears at the end of Dragon's Lair II. Second is your beautiful betrothed in twenty years... if her mother's genes are any indication. Enjoy your happily ever after, sucker.
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