The Top 7... Births in video games

3. Dante's Inferno

So game developers don't like to show gratuitous nudity, or a birth that would obviously include gratuitous nudity. But if God of War can get away with showing bare breast and nipples, why not have babies coming out of nipples? It makes perfect sense.

Mind you, we don't remember demon babies with metal claws for hands coming out of giant nipples in the original text, but… what they hey, y'know? Why not use some artistic license?


2. Family Guy

The game itself may have been rather forgettable, but the scene where little Stewie Griffin finds his way into a maternity ward is one of the most eye-widening scenes in gaming ever. You end up looking at the screen thinking 'did he just do that?' Yes, Stewie acts as midwife by literally jumping on the bellies of pregnant ladies, who are conveniently lying in the birthing position.

Pop! Pop! Out they come, like corks from fleshy bottles. Some black, some white, some with Quagmire's face… Hey, some of these things aren't babies at all! Family Guy's always had a sick sense of humour, but this takes the biscuit.

Ah, but it's not the final biscuit. Yep, there's an even more memorable birthing scene, and would you believe it? It's from a Wii game...


Top 7


  • CountZero - August 9, 2010 4:44 p.m.

    Man, what about Silent Hill 3, where the main character pukes up the fetus of a malevolent demon god. Then, before she can stomp it to death, another character grabs it and swallows it whole, and moments later gives birth to said god. Pretty effin messed up. On that note, idea for a future top 7: Top 7 Gods in Video Games!
  • axelgarcia1 - August 7, 2010 5:37 a.m.

    past the disgusting idea of the dude returning to the womb, that ending was hilarious
  • TheBoz - August 4, 2010 9:48 a.m.

    One game I am surprised that hasn't made the list is Mindscape's 1996 release of Creatures. Think of a 2D platform version of The Sims but with cute creatures, Norns I think they were called. I really am surprised this hasn't been remembered at all.
  • lovinmyps3 - August 3, 2010 8:14 p.m.

    The last one was... disgusting.
  • GameManiac - August 3, 2010 4:25 p.m.

    Ohohoho! I can't believe Clement just did that! Damn Sega! How Pokemon eggs appear was never made clear. For all we know, they just appear out of thin air.
  • icantbelieveitsnutbutter - August 3, 2010 1:47 p.m.

    Another clever thing about the Fallout 3 birth, you only see your father's silhouette until you choose your race. Something I noticed on my second play through. Very cool game. Can't wait for New Vegas.
  • philipshaw - August 3, 2010 11:22 a.m.

    Somehow a more intresting article than I thought it would be, House of the Dead Overkill rules
  • icbacomingupwithapropername - August 3, 2010 10:09 a.m.

    Holy crap WTF at the overkill thing.
  • tailsjacks - August 3, 2010 9:13 a.m.

    you forgot world guinness records for F-bombs
  • xR3VOLV3RMAN69x - August 3, 2010 7:50 a.m.

    da fuck where viva pinata
  • whiteknight1981 - August 3, 2010 1:12 a.m.

    Do you think Antista will use the Gears of War puke sound effect for each birth followed by the Ta-da! noise?
  • poosmacker - August 3, 2010 12:17 a.m.

    wait, weres baby maker extreme!?!?
  • SausageLozenge - August 2, 2010 11 p.m.

    Chicken Chaser! great article, I can't wait to here this discussed on T-dar.
  • Cyberninja - August 2, 2010 10:19 p.m.

    very strange and interesting
  • Crimmy - August 2, 2010 8:31 p.m.

    @Silvermech Shiny Piplups have lighter shades of blue, it's just hard to see in the video. It is also shown by star, as you said in your comment.
  • Mexiflan - August 2, 2010 8:08 p.m.

    I watched the House of the Dead video at work,with my boss,and we both laughed. I love my job.
  • R3DRUN - August 2, 2010 7:43 p.m.

    The House of the Dead: Overkill ending was a dude with Oedipus Complex unbirthing himself in his giant zombie mother's womb... not to complicated to understand. (*que the vomit sound effect)
  • ice_sneasel - August 2, 2010 6:48 p.m.

    for pokemon you should have had the aceus event from hg/ss when arceus lays an egg of giritina, dialga, or palkia
  • Thuperman - August 2, 2010 6:33 p.m.

    Hahaha well that was a fun article to read
  • John_Romero - August 2, 2010 5:28 p.m.

    Lego Star Wars had a pretty funny birth scene.

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