If you're reading GamesRadar, chances are good that you're here for lists featuring sexy videogame women. Congratulations, you are doing the Internet properly! Now, we've done all sorts of sexy articles, and as graphics strive to be more and more realistic, we have sexier and sexier things to talk about. It wasn't always this way, however. Think back to the era of the humble sprite.
Sprites have been with us since the earliest days of gaming and still exist in many portable, digital or niche titles today. They've gotten prettier over the years, but nobody looks to them as a source of sleazy sexual gratification. Well, that changes now! Come with us as we celebrate the forgotten girls of gaming, and take a peek at some of the sexiest sprites of all time.
Streets of Rage is a fantastic game and if you disagree then you're a terrible human being. Asskicking heroine Blaze never gets her due when it comes to appreciation of the digital female form, but she's a 16-bit stunner that deserves some recognition. She might not have a much of a face to speak of, but she does have a short skirt and can German suplex punks like they were made out of rice paper. That's got to count for something.
Blaze, like the other Streets of Rage players, never really caught on and while the game remains a fondly remembered classic, nobody's going to put this girl on their list of favorite videogame characters. Nevertheless, Blaze was a woman of her era, and one of the sexiest sprites ever.
An obvious pick, Cammy may have received some visual upgrades over the years, gaining a third dimension and cutting down on the pixelation, but her original sprite is still one of the hottest. You won't catch me disagreeing that Chun-Li has her charms, and maybe it's just my Colonial bias speaking, but Cammy's always been the star in this writer's eyes.
Plus, as tempting as Chun-Li's thunderthighs are, Cammy's the one with the big arse hanging out of her leotard, and that's what scores points here. Everyone knows that it's the amount of flesh that matters, not the actual attractiveness or the girl or that mythical "personality" thing women are supposed to have.
The Dark Queen
I imagine that many 20-30 year-olds currently found in the BDSM community can trace their whip n' leather fantasies right back to the NES and Battletoads. It would be safe to wager that the Dark Queen awakened more than a few dark interests in the hearts and minds of young gamers, sowing a kinky seed that would sprout into an oak tree of carpet burns and thumbscrews once they came of age.
There’s no shortage of leather-clad bad girls in videogames these days, but they all owe a little something to this enterprising villainess. She paved the way for the women of the future. Like a suffragette ... except that comparison is grossly inappropriate.
Yes, yes, yes, it was a big surprise when we all found out Samus was a woman, blah blah blah. Forget about all that though, BECAUSE THAT SPRITE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE IT'S WEARING A BIKINI A BIT IF YOU SQUINT YOUR EYES FAP FAP FAP!
Samus has gone from strength to strength since this early collection of pixels, but I bet you really could masturbate over this if you tried really, really hard. In fact, I'd go as far as to say that somebody's already done it. Multiple times. Then killed somebody's dog.