Dr. Breen is the melon-headed Dr. Green, Judith Mossman has a beard and is covered in moss, and the crowbar is a spatula. Yes, it was more a case of “when” rather than “if” somebody told the tale of City 17 being overwhelmed by fruit, but you’ve got to admire mod creator Jaanus anyway. As he explains, “The Metrocops are now melon-head cops, the soldiers are banana-head cops, Combine elites are orange-head elites and headcrabs are head-melons.” Yes, of course. We totally understand why someone should have spent days, weeks and perhaps months of their life creating this. It sounds absolutely grape. Fruit Life should be out by the time you read these words.