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The most sick, morally questionable Achievements and Trophies

If you did any of these in the real-world, you'd be an asshole

Words: on September 24, 2009
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48 comments

  • onewingedantista - September 24, 2009 8:11 p.m.

    Nice article lol.

  • Cyberninja - September 24, 2009 8:27 p.m.

    now i am glad wii doesnt have achievements

  • GamesRadar_MattCundy - September 24, 2009 9:08 p.m.

    @Ded I almost put in the 'Kick the Chicken' Achievement from Fable II, but the Call of Juarez entry already had chickens covered. And blowing them up with dynamite just seems way harsher than giving them a kick. EGGSPLOSION!!!

  • Amnesiac - September 24, 2009 10:01 p.m.

    Okay wait, so in Blitz, there is an Achievement for rupturing 10 poor guys' ballsacks? WTF.

  • NelosAngelos - September 24, 2009 11:07 p.m.

    Ruptured 10 scrotums was my favorite. I'm an asshole now, huh? Ah hell I don't care, it'll quell overpopulation.

  • theskitone - September 24, 2009 11:11 p.m.

    really? you go thru all them and u dont even mention the "Endangered Species" trophy/acheivment in GTA IV where u kill 200 innocent flying rats without any real purpose behind it

  • DreadZer0 - September 25, 2009 12:03 a.m.

    Father Jack Hackett FTW!

  • RatPuncher - September 25, 2009 12:19 a.m.

    To whoever convinced someone to include an achievement for rupturing 10 scrotums: hat's off to you. reCaptcha: Possi Sosinsky - a former acquaintance of Nico Bellic?

  • Cwf2008 - September 25, 2009 2:17 a.m.

    Wow this is easily among the funniest things i have ever read on this site. That one about blowing yourself up.."Congratulations, you are a suicide bomber!"...oh man that cracked me up

  • Tazz57 - September 25, 2009 4 a.m.

    hahaha very funny

  • Patius - September 25, 2009 6:38 a.m.

    You guys should have done the achievement from Duke Nukem 3D, "Shake it baby." You know, the one where you walk up to a girl and press the "use" button to offer her cash to strip? That one?

  • Unoriginal - September 25, 2009 10:06 a.m.

    Blowing up 10 chickens with dynamite. Overkill.

  • kiwimonster4 - September 25, 2009 9:39 p.m.

    lmfao, man that was funny GR

  • Hobojedi - September 25, 2009 11:35 p.m.

    This made my day; make more :D

  • NanoElite666 - September 26, 2009 1:37 a.m.

    For a good suicide bomber one, replace the Darkest of Days one with the "Fragmartyr" trophy from Killzone 2. Because that one actually requires you to, you know, KILL other people whilst taking your own life with the mentioned explosive device.

  • XxMrHitDatHoexX - September 26, 2009 2:07 a.m.

    lol...i have 3 of those chievos... the stab the weary,i have spilld 200 gallons of blood and i have place a nade in a person while pickpocketing them

  • Awesomeforthemasses - September 26, 2009 2:51 a.m.

    Psychotic prankster was one of the first trophies I got in Fallout, I blew Tenpenny off his tower about ten times that way... good times.

  • Fable2boy - September 26, 2009 4:59 a.m.

    no fable 2? what about "the hunter" acheivement; kill a rabbbit lol :P surely killing a rabbit isnt socially acceptable?.....unless your in texas......:P

  • GamesRadar_MattCundy - September 26, 2009 9:31 a.m.

    @Fable2boy This list could easily have been based purely on acts of animal cruelty, so I picked just the 'best' ones. And Overlord's kill 100 baby seals achievement trumped Fable II's rabbit shooting. Until someone actually comes up with a 'nail-bomb a kitten orphanage' achievement, I think the baby seal massacre wins the most sick.

  • pekpok - September 26, 2009 5:49 p.m.

    What about in the force Unleashed? Worst day Shift manager ever: Kill 5 clones as Darth Vader.

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