An earlier version of this article originally appeared on this site on April 22, 2010.


  • OnyxOblivion - April 22, 2010 8 p.m.

  • Destruco33 - April 22, 2010 8:05 p.m.

    OMG Drowzee is a Pedophile. childhood ruined...
  • VictorRay - April 22, 2010 8:09 p.m.

    greatest article! I always thought cubone was a little...'off'...
  • TrigunGunner - April 22, 2010 8:09 p.m.

    The whole Slowpoke evolving into Slowbro scenario, where a slowpoke evolves when a shellder bites its tail. I always thought that was pretty twisted
  • Mechamorbo - April 22, 2010 8:11 p.m.

    I've long thought that Cubone was the most fucked up sounding Pokemon ever. The others here are pretty close, but my God that's still fucked up
  • MetalGearFlaccid - April 22, 2010 8:12 p.m.

    Mr. Mime. MR. MIME!!!
  • DaBadGuy - April 22, 2010 8:14 p.m.

    Froslass: "It Freezes prey by blowing its -58 degrees F breath. It is said to then secretly display it's prey." Froslass displays the frozen corpses of his enemies, that's pretty disturbing if you ask me.
  • Doorstop - April 22, 2010 8:16 p.m.

    I can't believe you forgot Drifloon. Anyone remember it's ability to drag kids to hell, or some junk?
  • pinoklin - April 22, 2010 8:16 p.m.

    that pinsir wont let me sleep at night!!!
  • Felixthecat - April 22, 2010 8:18 p.m.

    Ah Cubone, so cute and yet so fucking weird at the same time. But this whole article was a huge WUTfest.
  • Cyberninja - April 22, 2010 8:26 p.m.

    only GR would take pokemon out of context like that and what if you breed a cubone want happens then because its mother will still be alive?
  • clones - April 22, 2010 8:42 p.m.

    That Pinsir is so god damn scary
  • secretsearcher - April 22, 2010 8:46 p.m.

    Two Words: Mr. Mime Two more words: Pedophile Hands Two more words: Ash's mom I rest my case
  • V13Dragongal - April 22, 2010 8:59 p.m.

    wow. i can't think of any off the top of my head, but i'll do some research.
  • Romination - April 22, 2010 9 p.m.

    This is almost identical to an article that appeared on Buzzfeed a few weeks back that you linked back to on your twitter. I'm just saying. captcha: emptily perform. kinda like most of these dailies...
  • ForgottenRomeo - April 22, 2010 9:08 p.m.

    You know i get the feeling that this would make an awesome game... Wastelands covered in herds of Grimer and the corpses of Alakazam's littering the streets... Adult Pokemon game anyone?
  • Nocturne989 - April 22, 2010 9:15 p.m.

    Mismagius and Haunter are awesome. great article
  • ExtraCheese - April 22, 2010 9:18 p.m.

    @ForgottenRomeo that is the best idea ive heard (read) for ages
  • D4rk2triker - April 22, 2010 9:37 p.m.

    I've got one When you hatch a pokemon from an egg it's automatically at level 5, but you can catch pokemon at lower levels than that. wth?? Also, THEY ALL COME FROM EGGS.
  • CatrParrot - April 22, 2010 9:42 p.m.

    Gengar has always struck me as more than just slightly creepy. I dunno, it's probably got something to do with it pretending to be someone's shadow waiting for the chance to steal their life force.

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