The Jones Street Boys
A cocky bunch of trust-fund kids, the Jones Street Boys live in a world where money isn’t an object and petty crime is just a thrill ride. Don't let that fool you, though; in spite of their wealth and Foot Locker shirts, Jones Street can crack skulls with the best of them, and the gang has their Bensonhurst neighborhood locked up tight.
Above: You'd think trust funds could buy decent weapons, but no
Without any true allegiances, the Jones Street Boys will often switch loyalties at the drop of a hat - not that that'll help you any if they catch you trying to stroll through their turf. Other than you, their only real enemy seems to be their neighbors, the Saracens. Kind of surprising, given how fond they are of rampaging through the streets on petty-crime sprees, smashing up property and citizens alike. It's all for kicks, man.