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  • MUSH-RUME - November 14, 2008 5:23 p.m.

    This is like the Holy grail or 25 commandments of awsome manlyness!
  • TastyCakesMcgee - November 14, 2008 5:14 p.m.

    I lol'd all over myself. # 11 was the best. "And Man-punch."
  • rago - November 14, 2008 4:43 p.m.

    You always come up with something crazy and funny,GamesRadar.Awesome article!!!Do ya run an online comedy show on games?!!!You do always make people laugh!
  • mywalls - November 14, 2008 10:17 a.m.

    Look inversion ftw!
  • Bearclaw - November 14, 2008 6:23 a.m.

    Great article, #19 is so true, I was playing Rock Band at a party and some jackass started playing music trying to drown out the "terrible music". I'm never taking my game over there again :(
  • JoeMasturbaby - November 14, 2008 5:13 a.m.

    i think dressing up as a sissy RPG emo would make a good one. damn tidus...
  • Sly_Fox - November 14, 2008 4:39 a.m.

    soooo goood
  • The_Zanger - November 14, 2008 2:52 a.m.

    kick-ass. The no-talking-during-cutscenes rule is so true for me. talk to me when i'm fighting ganondorf, not while hes dieing.
  • Jimmyjammy - November 14, 2008 1:19 a.m.

    The buff man in an iron bikini! Clearly this covers all areas of manliness!
  • skyguy343 - November 14, 2008 12:12 a.m.

    GamesRadar at its best
  • Spike_the_Dogg - November 14, 2008 midnight

    I completely agree, anyone whos not a real man should stop playing video games until they can grow a beard as thick as Chuck Norris.
  • shockolate - November 13, 2008 10:52 p.m.

    oh god I lol'd
  • zombieddeath - November 13, 2008 10:23 p.m.

    First, this is awesome!
  • CoD_22 - November 23, 2008 3:45 p.m.

    bumpers lob exploding balls of man-steel in cod!
  • CALLOFDUTYLOVER - November 19, 2008 3:28 a.m.

    lol. this definently original.
  • Signofthezodiac - November 18, 2008 6:50 a.m.

    lol great list
  • Corsair89 - November 17, 2008 9:30 p.m.

    #26: NO cosplay
  • Elbo444 - November 17, 2008 12:29 a.m.

    octagons, if you have to ask, you're clearly not a man, go study this list some more awesome article
  • TENAXIS - November 16, 2008 5:30 a.m.

    hahahah printing it right now!! :D
  • SilverWerewolf - November 16, 2008 3:12 a.m.

    3, 9, 11, 12, 16, 21 and 22 are pointless. I don't mind the rest, but these seven seem like canned responses to me. Here's two to replace some of the ones above, which I offer free of charge: 19. Use the biggest gun you have, especially if you're not finding a lot of bullets, shells, ect. - Why kill a werewolf pack or a band of Raiders with a .357 Magnum and 120 rounds when you can use your SAW and a single 200 round clip to shred them to bits? C'mon, let's face it, developers don't drop as much ammo for these kinds of guns as they should, and you often lose them before you can use them. 20. Wires and rechargables, not batteries, make up the man. - I don't know about you, but I get sick of batteries. They drain too fast and electronics eat them up like candy. Give the throwaways the finger and get wired or get rechargables. Your money should be going into accessories and games, not fancy cyliders and gas. That's my say.

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