The Dark side of Final Fantasy

We expose the seedy underbelly of the popular franchise

Sex

The Final Fantasy universe is a portal to a whole universe of really dirty, really weird sex. Behold the hyper-mucky, super-deformed cartoon filth that is “hentai” (literal translation: abnormality). Here, the typically fresh-faced, wide-eyed female characters from the Final Fantasy universe are hand-drawn in compromising, extremely uncomfortable sexual positions. And we’re not just talking your regular everyday “hamburger” shots either. We’re talking pornography so bizarre and extreme in nature it makes your average issue of Hustler look like condom instructions. Suffice to say, if you’ve ever wondered what might happen were Quistis Trepe from Final Fantasy VIII to attempt to impale herself on a horribly veined dragon’s wang while taking another in the mouth, you might just be in luck.

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