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The console war is OVER!

We hate war. All this bickering about exclusives and online support and which console has a more phallic controller, well, it makes us sick. There’s already more than enough war in the world, and definitely not enough love, sweet love.

In the spirit of peacemaking, we’ve envisioned a game industry filled with love, and we’re sharing it with you in the only way we know how - with tasteless illustrations by resident art geek Tyler Wilde.

Our first pièce de résistance features J Allard, Microsoft’s Corporate Vice President of the Design and Development, Entertainment and Devices Division (D&DE&DD?) and Jack Tretton, president and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment America.

Jack has previously criticized Microsoft's willingness to throw money at every exclusive it can gobble up, but he's beyond that now - way beyond it. Who could resist that beautiful dome?


Disclaimer: Artist’s rendering, this probably never happened

10 comments

  • D0CCON - February 23, 2010 10:34 p.m.

    we really can't stress enough that nobody should sue us. Yeah, keep stressing that
  • zeetlock - November 5, 2009 12:01 p.m.

    W T F!!!!11! /facepalm ................................................................................................................. /suicide
  • GAYMER - September 17, 2009 10:12 p.m.

    haha funny article. The last picture was a little scary though!
  • Valntyne - September 17, 2009 9:36 p.m.

    Those cartoons are terrifying and amusing all at once...
  • D4rk2triker - September 17, 2009 9:13 p.m.

    If this is how the console war is going to end, then keep fighting the good fight everybody.
  • AA95mp - September 17, 2009 6:23 p.m.

    i'm going to thearpy now.
  • Ravenbom - September 22, 2009 5:23 p.m.

    No prow of the ship poses from Titanic?
  • NelosAngelos - September 18, 2009 1:21 a.m.

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.... ReCaptcha: Probably murkily nuff said.
  • Link555 - September 17, 2009 4:42 p.m.

    lol, when i saw the title i thought this article was about the battle against GC, PS2 and the Xbox, but no. Keep it up GR
  • conz2know - September 17, 2009 2:21 p.m.

    gayest article so far lol

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