The best fake video game movies you'll never see

Overlord meets Lord of the Rings

Animal Crossing meets Miller's Crossing

Sim City meets Sex and the City (minus the ginger one)

Nintendogs meets Reservoir Dogs

The mash-ups that almost made it

Sing Star Wars

Citizen Kane and Lynch

Honey I Shrunk the Kid Icarus

Grim Fandango in Paris

The Magnificent killer7

Singing in the Heavy Rain

Super Mario Galaxy Quest

Star Ocean's Eleven

Fancy making some mashed-up posters for any of the above? Then break into a Photoshop sweat and post your creations in this forum thread. We've even stuck another mash-up in there to wet your creative whistles.

Nov 27, 2009

How Hollywood will ruin your favourite games
Beloved games turned into movie monstrosities

Long lost movie games
Classic films totally ready for EPIC game adaptations



  • GrenadeSpamAndSausages - November 27, 2009 2:34 p.m.

    Resovoir nintendogs. That is genious! Cooking Mumma Mia: for those who dont like Abba
  • Terro - November 27, 2009 2:41 p.m.

    ...Overlord of the Rings could actually work in an odd way.
  • metalgatesolid - November 27, 2009 2:53 p.m.

    Little Big Planet of the Apes. Brilliant!!!! Big Momma's House of the Dead anyone?
  • AuthorityFigure - November 27, 2009 3:12 p.m.

    This was really well done. Good work GR crew.
  • jackthemenace - November 27, 2009 4:11 p.m.

    i REALLY want a clockwork orange to be a film now :) also, cooking mamma mia sounds like some kind of cannibal horror XD
  • Conman93 - November 27, 2009 4:22 p.m.

    Resident Evil Dead... sounded better when I thought of it Awesome article! The lbp poster was great! Keep up the good work GR OH, Phantom hourglass of the opera..not great either. sorry
  • oryandymackie - November 27, 2009 4:29 p.m.

    The Half-Life logo always reminds me of Aphex Twin's logo. It can't be denied that they're very similar. Anyone else think that?
  • NanoElite666 - November 27, 2009 5:51 p.m.

    Great stuff. On a similar note, whatever happened to those movie clips set to game music thing that you guys used to do a while back? Those were great.
  • wiitard07 - November 27, 2009 6:06 p.m.

    Minus the ginger one? Jackass.
  • Wizrai - November 27, 2009 10:09 p.m.

    Uhhh... Duke Nuken of Hazzard...The Fast and the Burnout...Black Warhawk Down...Soul Plane Calibur...The Pick of Duty...?...
  • BlackElement17 - November 27, 2009 10:18 p.m.

    Now I want to see Clock Work Orange Box.
  • Wizrai - November 27, 2009 10:33 p.m.

    Not sure if this works, but I did 'The Duke Nukem of Hazzard' one... Guess I'm really bored...
  • fattoler - November 27, 2009 10:58 p.m.

    @Wizrai You did a good job there
  • Wizrai - November 28, 2009 12:01 a.m.

    Thanks fattoler! Though I didn't did it movie poster like... :<
  • JustTheBoBreaker - November 28, 2009 1:04 a.m.

    The posters for Miller's Animal Crossing and Jurassic Pac made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. Great article Dave.
  • Samael - November 28, 2009 2:20 a.m.

    @oryandymackie Bzzt! Wrong. First of all, Half-Life uses the Lambda symbol as its logo I looked up Aphex Twin's logo and it barely looks similar. So yes, it can be denied.
  • speno93 - November 28, 2009 3:36 a.m.

    Good article, i loved the Jurassic Pac one. the way its just trailed off into "waka, waka,waka,waka..." just made my day
  • GameManiac - November 28, 2009 4:41 a.m.

    All of this is pure randomness to me, and I like it! Oh! I just thought of one! The Need for SpeedRACER. I think there's enough new ones in the comment departments to make a sequel.
  • humpiedumpie - November 28, 2009 7:50 a.m.

    haha nice feature Gr Made me laugh a couple of times :P
  • reaperman22 - November 28, 2009 8:39 a.m.

    ha ha lol, love Reservoir Nintendogs it must be made

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