The best fake video game movies you'll never see

Overlord meets Lord of the Rings

Animal Crossing meets Miller's Crossing

Sim City meets Sex and the City (minus the ginger one)

Nintendogs meets Reservoir Dogs

The mash-ups that almost made it

Sing Star Wars

Citizen Kane and Lynch

Honey I Shrunk the Kid Icarus

Grim Fandango in Paris

The Magnificent killer7

Singing in the Heavy Rain

Super Mario Galaxy Quest

Star Ocean's Eleven

Fancy making some mashed-up posters for any of the above? Then break into a Photoshop sweat and post your creations in this forum thread. We've even stuck another mash-up in there to wet your creative whistles.

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  • Xtra_Tasty - August 24, 2010 6:44 p.m.

    super mario galaxy quest sounds cool! with tim allen cmdr mario talbert
  • iluvmyDS - December 2, 2009 6:23 a.m.

    Clockwork Orange Box FTW captcha: led chewer I'm hardcore bitches
  • rxb - December 1, 2009 1:25 p.m.

    Haha, I liked Jurassic Pac.
  • GR_DavidHoughton - November 30, 2009 11:55 a.m.

    There are some cracking title ideas here. A few of you guys have already 'shopped some up and posted them in the forum (, but we want to see more of this greatness. Head over there and get involved!
  • TheWebSwinger - November 30, 2009 9:47 a.m.

    It's a pity "Honey I Shrunk the Kid Icarus" and "Star Ocean's Eleven" were cut.
  • miningguyx360 - November 30, 2009 3:41 a.m.

    on cape fear i didnt even see her face for like 30 seconds then i was all like HOLY *BLAM*
  • Xeacons - November 29, 2009 7:18 p.m.

    Beyond Good & Evil Dead America's Army of Darkness I am Legend of Zelda Flashdance Dance Revolution GTA: Vice City of Angels Twilight Princess Bride Tomb Raider Underworld Evolution
  • Zackaro - November 29, 2009 12:17 a.m.

    Cloudy with a chance of Lemmings
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - November 28, 2009 9:19 p.m.

    @Samael - It's also called "Lander", the symbol referring to the frequency light travels at, if I'm correct. And epic article, GR. I can't think of one, let alone that many AND MORE =0
  • lovinmyps3 - November 28, 2009 7:13 p.m.

    Oh man I wish Singing in the Heavy Rain had made it!!
  • TheHolyHandGrenade - November 28, 2009 6:22 p.m.

    Nice artical Gr. Halrious
  • Harmonator - November 28, 2009 3:48 p.m.

    Gingers are awesome >_> enough said. (P.S. I'm one. fyi. And proud of it! :D)
  • patri0t - November 28, 2009 2:53 p.m.

    The Last House On the Left for Dead?
  • reaperman22 - November 28, 2009 8:39 a.m.

    ha ha lol, love Reservoir Nintendogs it must be made
  • humpiedumpie - November 28, 2009 7:50 a.m.

    haha nice feature Gr Made me laugh a couple of times :P
  • GameManiac - November 28, 2009 4:41 a.m.

    All of this is pure randomness to me, and I like it! Oh! I just thought of one! The Need for SpeedRACER. I think there's enough new ones in the comment departments to make a sequel.
  • speno93 - November 28, 2009 3:36 a.m.

    Good article, i loved the Jurassic Pac one. the way its just trailed off into "waka, waka,waka,waka..." just made my day
  • Samael - November 28, 2009 2:20 a.m.

    @oryandymackie Bzzt! Wrong. First of all, Half-Life uses the Lambda symbol as its logo I looked up Aphex Twin's logo and it barely looks similar. So yes, it can be denied.
  • JustTheBoBreaker - November 28, 2009 1:04 a.m.

    The posters for Miller's Animal Crossing and Jurassic Pac made me laugh for a good 10 minutes. Great article Dave.
  • Wizrai - November 28, 2009 12:01 a.m.

    Thanks fattoler! Though I didn't did it movie poster like... :<

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