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The best dead things in videogames

Captain Price - Call of Duty 4

Notable for: Having the finest moustache that HD can muster. Having an agonisingly ambiguous "Is he?/Isn't he?" death. (He is. Probably) Being more heavily mourned than Aeris by certain GamesRadar editors.


Cubone's mother's skull - Pokemon series

Notable for: Being worn on her son's head as part of some hideous necro-oedipal nightmare. Warning us that behind the friendly exterior, Nintendo are a scary bunch of bastards.


Dry Bones - Super Mario series

Notable for: Being the coolest of all Koopa variants. Being utterly invulnerable unless swiped with a piece of yellow cloth. Not letting death stop him from scoring endless cheap goals in Mario Strikers: Charged.


Drowned Lara - Tomb Raider: Underworld

 

Notable for: Maintaining the tradition of great drowning animations in Tomb Raider games. Doing a bizarre head-banging animation for twenty seconds before eventually croaking.



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28 comments

  • Romination - January 27, 2010 3:54 a.m.

    Price is alive. Antiquity of article and stupid plot twists proven
  • bonerachieved - October 29, 2009 2:56 p.m.

    METAL SLUG 3 YESSSSSS
  • GameManiac - October 29, 2009 1:59 a.m.

    Areis (Aerith)????? STILL PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?! 11 years is long enough people! move on already!! ...If you want to though... (Moving on...) Can Nintendo PLEASE take off that Cubone's skull mask/hat/whatever the hell it's meant for off already and show us what its hiding under there? It's just one of three pokemon that are hiding something (the other two are Diglett and Dugtrio).
  • Tochy - November 22, 2008 12:25 a.m.

    Snake? SNAKE?! SNAKEEEEEEEEE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Defguru7777 - November 21, 2008 2:36 a.m.

    Man, I wish I was dead...wait.
  • Hurricrane - November 20, 2008 11:03 p.m.

    ROFL i loved the Tomb Raider drowning video
  • oreomonkey - November 20, 2008 12:58 p.m.

    if you replace first with something different they'll just start saying FRIST!!!! OR FISRT!!!
  • Moschetto - November 20, 2008 12:30 a.m.

    +1 for Ace of Spades. -1 for lack of Manny. It all evens out.
  • EvilZeus - November 19, 2008 11:02 p.m.

    How does fricken Gears get credit for dangling corpses over Oblivion? WTF? FTW? FTL? I'm highly disappointed. Ze End.
  • Thequestion 121 - November 19, 2008 8:30 p.m.

    I love the dry bones.
  • AbleCluster - November 19, 2008 5:14 p.m.

    Dude, you just gotta love a good video game! Nothing like it! jess http://www.anon.cz.tc
  • Elbo444 - November 19, 2008 1:17 a.m.

    but it's so fun being first, you guys have obviously never been first before, cool article
  • MacGyver1138 - November 18, 2008 10:28 p.m.

    Ahhh. I was hoping that anyone affected by the "Bloody Mess" perk from the Fallout series would be on here. I am all for drprofessor's idea of replacing any of the "first" posts with something. I personally think that it should say, "I am a douchebag," as opposed to just, "douchebag."
  • Juriasu - November 18, 2008 5:18 p.m.

    hareguu would fit nicely on this list!
  • kram101 - November 24, 2008 10:22 p.m.

    wow ur a real emo kid
  • EcoEclipse - November 23, 2008 8:05 p.m.

    It's Aerith. Not Aeris. I realize that her default name in FFVII is Aeris, but in every other game relating to the VII storyline, her name is Aerith, so it's obviously her established name.
  • Kattleox - November 20, 2008 8:24 p.m.

    What about the dead soldiers in The Sorrow's river in MGS3? Or any dead guy you pack into a locker in MGS? For that matter, What about the Sorrow?
  • Jorw - November 19, 2008 1:02 p.m.

    You forgot Manny Calavera and I'm never going to forgive you.
  • Corsair89 - November 19, 2008 6:43 a.m.

    Auron would have been a great addition to the list.
  • TrIp13G - November 19, 2008 3:40 a.m.

    Captain Price. I hope you aren't dead.

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