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  • Mexiflan - September 24, 2010 1:03 a.m.

    I love all these metaphors.
  • garnsr - September 24, 2010 1 a.m.

    The Ascii pad was a great controller, though.
  • Turboash - September 24, 2010 12:52 a.m.

    Good article... but does Games Radar pay you by the simile?
  • RazielArcanum - September 24, 2010 12:47 a.m.

    "Honestly, this guy better hope he's asexual enough to reproduce by division because they're going to yank his underwear up so hard they cut him in two". If you didn't steal or paraphrase this, you need a Pulitzer.
  • StrayGator - September 24, 2010 12:32 a.m.

    F.E.A.R. cats instantly reminded me of Team America. Also, I own a nearly completely black cat myself. +2 points to the franchise (even if it was unintended). And Wolverine Begins was a simple, fun game with some clever gameplay mechanics. Don't confuse it with the movie.
  • IsaacFenix - September 24, 2010 12:26 a.m.

    Cats are totally scary, see my picture? Those aren't a series of LED lights, those are my cat's eyes when they're hungry. 5 minutes late with lunch and they're already charging the Mesmerizing Double Super-Mind Death Ray of Non-Stop Infinite Painful Death.
  • SwampRock - September 23, 2010 11:53 p.m.

    OH GOD NO! everyone who plays FEAR can't hardly stand seeing a black cat on friday the 13th! it's insanity compared to the actual game.
  • Doctalen - September 23, 2010 11:44 p.m.

    What are you talking about, #8 has to be the best publicity stunt EVER. Sure it may violate both expectations and maybe a few censorship laws but that's why it is awesome. Nothing says God of War more than topless woman and goat entrails.
  • MasterRewind - September 23, 2010 11:38 p.m.

    IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!
  • hybr1dgamerx - September 23, 2010 11:33 p.m.

    indeed yoyoguy indeed...
  • Oden - September 23, 2010 11:29 p.m.

    this is so terrible... oh god
  • yoyoguy - September 23, 2010 11:28 p.m.

    there are no words for this

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