World stupidity reaches its peak in 2505 and we're reduced to a mass of drooling, over-eating, careless slobs who watch awful movies and reality TV all day. Food and water (except for junk grub and the ever-present drink Brawndo) are in short supply and no one can remember how to run important services like hospitals. In short, it's next week.
Reasons To Be Cheerful:
The top TV show, Ow, My Balls, is hilarious and the president (Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert) is one cool dude. Oh, and Starbucks gives out sexual favours! Score!
Plus, we like money.