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The 13 Pokemon you should be following on Twitter

Funny!


Cloyster
http://twitter.com/cloyster



Ye olde Cloyster hath many ideas on which to opine.

Choice Tweet: “I shouldst make ye con'd-fession: Twas I who killed ye minstrel, Michael Jackson. He mistooketh me for a scrotum of a laddish wain.”


Hitmonchan
http://twitter.com/Hitmonchan

The trials and tribulations of the champ as told via the Champ himself.



Choice Tweet: “@omg_pichu I would be back sooner, but I had issues getting the money together for a good lawyer. My old trainer robbed me blind.”


Bidoof
http://twitter.com/DoofBidoof

Like his role in the games, Bidoof is a fat ugly loser with nothing to live for except his next meal at Arby’s.

Choice Tweet: “Finished a tae bo tape... feelin the burn! I definately earned this bucket of hot wings”


Slowpoke
http://twitter.com/slowpoke95

Slowpoke is pretty well known for being a one of the duller knives in the drawer, but who knew he was this behind the times?

 

Choice Tweet: “Oh, I haven't checked my pets.com stock in a while. Hmm, let me go do that right quick.”


Mudkip
http://twitter.com/ComradeMudkip



EEN SOVIET RUSSIA, MUDKIP CATCHES YOU!

Choice Tweet: “I remember when 'Battleship Potemkin' was number one at the box office...every movie since then has been a disgrace to cinema.”


WTF!


Porygon-Z
http://twitter.com/PorygonZed

Porygon-Z exists in the world of computers, virtual reality and the internet, so it makes sense his world view is a little skewed.



Choice Tweet: “Despite my accent, I'm not Scandinavian. I can see how you would be confused, though.”


Sexy!


Clefable
http://twitter.com/clefable_wtf



Whatever you do don’t leave your girl unattended around this husky pink Lothario.

Choice Tweet: “@ShinyAlakazam alone on v-day, sugar tits? not if I can help it!”


Factual!


PokeFacts
http://twitter.com/PokeFacts

This one’s not funny but it’s jam packed with interesting pokefacts and it’s updated almost everyday. More pokemon ammo to bore your friends to death with is always a good thing!



Choice Tweet: “There were only 8 overworld Pokemon sprites in RBY (bird, clefairy, rhydon, seal, plant, bug, pokeball and Ponyta)”

Feb 19, 2010

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33 comments

  • Chaoscoolperson - October 30, 2010 1:46 a.m.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • AronMcLevy - April 5, 2010 11:01 p.m.

    Gengar , Garydose , Blastoise Luxray and Staraptor are THE best pokemon EVER !!!
  • victordiaz - February 28, 2010 5:12 p.m.

    this shit is funny
  • crumbdunky - February 22, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    Axis56-La Moz USED to have an awesome outsider's underbite and chinnage. Sadly, in his post Smiths years it shrank in direct proportion to the talent he had left. See a new picture of Morrissey with his chin back on form and chances are he's managed tro trick Johgnny Marr back into action with him. I can dream.Failing that Ghastly wouldn't be a bad stand in and definitely better than most of the useless gits Moz plays with these days.He actually reminds me a little of a young Mr Gannon. But anyway-Twitter can eff off.
  • Hellwilder - February 22, 2010 1:14 a.m.

    Comrade Mudkip komands ye
  • robotechandnarutosucks - February 21, 2010 4:13 p.m.

    but pokeymen's are the devil!
  • Metroidhunter32 - February 21, 2010 1:22 p.m.

    I haven't seen most of these pokemon in years. Why did the gamemakers practically remove so many awsome season one pokemon?
  • jackthemenace - February 21, 2010 12:35 p.m.

    i now love mudkip even more, even if he is a communist
  • Tomkins - February 20, 2010 9:10 p.m.

    I follow most of these already, It's annoying they don't Tweet to much though :/
  • Crystalballer008 - February 20, 2010 6:07 p.m.

    wow...thats amazing
  • GameManiac - February 20, 2010 4:48 p.m.

    Aww, I needed a good laugh in the morning. Although I still question the purpose of Twitter/Facebook/MySpace/etc.
  • CatrParrot - February 20, 2010 12:48 p.m.

    Fantastic article as always, but I personally think Twitter is kind of stupid. Then again, I'm an overly cynical shithead.
  • philipshaw - February 20, 2010 11:43 a.m.

    I didn't know about this until now. Thanks GR. Haven't been following the "Pokemans" in years now but Pysduck was always my fav poke man
  • super0sonic - February 20, 2010 6:32 a.m.

    THIS IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
  • soccerclownking - February 20, 2010 6:18 a.m.

    ZAPADOS CAN GO EAT A DIK
  • purple_omlet - February 20, 2010 4:29 a.m.

    one of slowpokes tweets got me to feel bad... "I'm starting to get the feeling santa isn't coming..."
  • Kenzo - February 20, 2010 4:03 a.m.

    I believe this to be highly excellent
  • NanoElite666 - February 20, 2010 3:18 a.m.

    SOVIET MUDKIP!!
  • axis56 - February 20, 2010 1:56 a.m.

    since when did morrisey look like will young?
  • sleepy92ismypsn - February 20, 2010 1:49 a.m.

    i havnt played pokeymans in a long time but i think you spelled garados wrong

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