Ye olde Cloyster hath many ideas on which to opine.
Choice Tweet: “I shouldst make ye con'd-fession: Twas I who killed ye minstrel, Michael Jackson. He mistooketh me for a scrotum of a laddish wain.”
The trials and tribulations of the champ as told via the Champ himself.
Choice Tweet: “@omg_pichu I would be back sooner, but I had issues getting the money together for a good lawyer. My old trainer robbed me blind.”
Like his role in the games, Bidoof is a fat ugly loser with nothing to live for except his next meal at Arby’s.
Choice Tweet: “Finished a tae bo tape... feelin the burn! I definately earned this bucket of hot wings”
Slowpoke is pretty well known for being a one of the duller knives in the drawer, but who knew he was this behind the times?
Choice Tweet: “Oh, I haven't checked my pets.com stock in a while. Hmm, let me go do that right quick.”
EEN SOVIET RUSSIA, MUDKIP CATCHES YOU!
Choice Tweet: “I remember when 'Battleship Potemkin' was number one at the box office...every movie since then has been a disgrace to cinema.”
Porygon-Z exists in the world of computers, virtual reality and the internet, so it makes sense his world view is a little skewed.
“Despite my accent, I'm not Scandinavian. I can see how you would be confused, though.”
Whatever you do don’t leave your girl unattended around this husky pink Lothario.
Choice Tweet: “@ShinyAlakazam alone on v-day, sugar tits? not if I can help it!”
This one’s not funny but it’s jam packed with interesting pokefacts and it’s updated almost everyday. More pokemon ammo to bore your friends to death with is always a good thing!
Choice Tweet: “There were only 8 overworld Pokemon sprites in RBY (bird, clefairy, rhydon, seal, plant, bug, pokeball and Ponyta)”
Feb 19, 2010