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The 13 Pokemon you should be following on Twitter

Everyone is on some kind of social site these days, Facebook, Twitter etc. All of them offer us constant updates and personal insights into our friends, family members, and even celebrities. While most celebrities just use their Twitter to plug whatever movie or BBQ sauce they just slapped their name on, there’s one group of Twitterers you can count on to give it to you straight: Pokemon. While these guys can only speak by repeating their name over and over, they can still type. And oh the things they have to say.

Bear in mind that almost all of these entries feature some (extremely) harsh language and are decidedly NSFW.


Angry!


Primeape
http://twitter.com/Primeape

Like Homer, Primeape is a rageaholic – he just can’t live without rageahol.



Choice Tweet: “some ppl ask how i eat with no mouth. i tell them my fists are like chlorophyll and their face is like the sun and PUNCH THEIR FACE OFF”


Electrode

http://twitter.com/Electrode_ 

 

If Electrode had arms he’d bench press way more than you bro.

Choice Tweet:
“JUST GOT BACK FROM A SIIIIICK 'SPLODE SESH, I BET THEY FELT THAT OVER IN SINNOH”

Gyarados
http://twitter.com/gyarados

For being a huge sea monster that devastates everything in his path, it’s nice to see Gyrados taking the time to share his feelings.



Choice Tweet: @Igglybuff I ATE UR MOM. NOT SEXUALLY I LITERALLY ATE HER ALIVE AND NOW SHES DEAD


Sad!


Gastly
http://twitter.com/TrulyGastly



No one can understand the struggle of being an immortal sentient ball of gas.

Choice Tweet: “Why won't I evolve - please I just want hands to feel - No one understands”

Psyduck
http://twitter.com/psyduck__

Wracked with migraines, paranoia, allergies and depression, Psyduck can barely make it out of bed in the morning.



Choice Tweet: “this is kind of like playing fort in school except with less crying and wedgies”

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33 comments

  • Chaoscoolperson - October 30, 2010 1:46 a.m.

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • AronMcLevy - April 5, 2010 11:01 p.m.

    Gengar , Garydose , Blastoise Luxray and Staraptor are THE best pokemon EVER !!!
  • victordiaz - February 28, 2010 5:12 p.m.

    this shit is funny
  • crumbdunky - February 22, 2010 10:49 p.m.

    Axis56-La Moz USED to have an awesome outsider's underbite and chinnage. Sadly, in his post Smiths years it shrank in direct proportion to the talent he had left. See a new picture of Morrissey with his chin back on form and chances are he's managed tro trick Johgnny Marr back into action with him. I can dream.Failing that Ghastly wouldn't be a bad stand in and definitely better than most of the useless gits Moz plays with these days.He actually reminds me a little of a young Mr Gannon. But anyway-Twitter can eff off.
  • Hellwilder - February 22, 2010 1:14 a.m.

    Comrade Mudkip komands ye
  • robotechandnarutosucks - February 21, 2010 4:13 p.m.

    but pokeymen's are the devil!
  • Metroidhunter32 - February 21, 2010 1:22 p.m.

    I haven't seen most of these pokemon in years. Why did the gamemakers practically remove so many awsome season one pokemon?
  • jackthemenace - February 21, 2010 12:35 p.m.

    i now love mudkip even more, even if he is a communist
  • Tomkins - February 20, 2010 9:10 p.m.

    I follow most of these already, It's annoying they don't Tweet to much though :/
  • Crystalballer008 - February 20, 2010 6:07 p.m.

    wow...thats amazing
  • GameManiac - February 20, 2010 4:48 p.m.

    Aww, I needed a good laugh in the morning. Although I still question the purpose of Twitter/Facebook/MySpace/etc.
  • CatrParrot - February 20, 2010 12:48 p.m.

    Fantastic article as always, but I personally think Twitter is kind of stupid. Then again, I'm an overly cynical shithead.
  • philipshaw - February 20, 2010 11:43 a.m.

    I didn't know about this until now. Thanks GR. Haven't been following the "Pokemans" in years now but Pysduck was always my fav poke man
  • super0sonic - February 20, 2010 6:32 a.m.

    THIS IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
  • soccerclownking - February 20, 2010 6:18 a.m.

    ZAPADOS CAN GO EAT A DIK
  • purple_omlet - February 20, 2010 4:29 a.m.

    one of slowpokes tweets got me to feel bad... "I'm starting to get the feeling santa isn't coming..."
  • Kenzo - February 20, 2010 4:03 a.m.

    I believe this to be highly excellent
  • NanoElite666 - February 20, 2010 3:18 a.m.

    SOVIET MUDKIP!!
  • axis56 - February 20, 2010 1:56 a.m.

    since when did morrisey look like will young?
  • sleepy92ismypsn - February 20, 2010 1:49 a.m.

    i havnt played pokeymans in a long time but i think you spelled garados wrong

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