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The 12 most misunderstood videogame villains

4. Maester Seymour

Rare is the Final Fantasy villain who can’t be seen in a sympathetic light. Partly this is due to the series’ increasingly ridiculous plots, which loop about themselves so convolutedly that it’s all but inevitable that at some point, the bad guy will be given some sort of “out” for his nefarious misdeeds. And partly, it’s because they’re all so damn pretty!


Above: You’re among friends. It’s OK to admit you would hit that 

But Seymour, in particular, is incontrovertibly An OK Guy. All he wants is to save us from a huge floating cyst that periodically lays the world to waste. Sure, his plan does involve a little genocide, but here’s the thing: Even by Final Fantasy standards, X’s plot is- a nonsensical mess. You could teach college classes in understanding Final Fantasy X and every student would fail. If Seymour’s solution is the most expedient way of working out who is and isn’t dead/a dream/the Messiah, more power to him.


Above: We say, kill ‘em all and let Sin sort ‘em out 


5. Mad Gear

The Mad Gear Gang, designated bad guys of Final Fight, are apparently made up of every single person in town apart from Mayor Haggar and his two young friends. The gang is eventually revealed to be run by a wheelchair-bound billionaire in the Business District. Haggar beats the tar out of him and hurls him out the window.

Above: A fair match, is what that is 

If everyone in town is in this gang, is it really a “gang,” or just “the populace”? Aren’t private citizens allowed to provide stimulus to a woefully underfunded community? If the Mayor is so politically inefficient that his only means of managing unsanctioned outreach initiatives is to throw cripples out of windows, is it any wonder people have to kidnap his daughter to get his attention? Frankly, Mike Haggar is just a terrible mayor.

That’s more like it.


6. Shang Tsung

While the original Mortal Kombat had Shang Tsung as the ultimate boss – and a pretty anticlimactic one at that – later games would relegate the bearded sorcerer’s role to that of henchman for Kombat 2 boss Shao Khan. As the games’ plotlines became increasingly self-referential, the character became somewhat pathetic, forever conjuring up crazy get-rich-quick schemes to try and get out of his thankless soul-stealing job.

As if that weren’t sympathetic enough, consider that the original game – in which Tsung was malevolent enough to be worth a damn – tasked the nefarious wizard with gathering, in one remote, inaccessible location, a sizeable assortment of criminals, sociopaths and bloodthirsty wackjobs. That, at the very least, means you have to give him credit for keeping them off your streets.


7. Ganon

Utilizing sorcery, demonic possession and brute force in his never-ending quest to conquer Hyrule, Ganon has come a long way from his early days as a brutish pig-monster who couldn’t even get people to spell his name right.

Above: That’s it, you’re Gannon-Banned! 

And, much as John Milton found when dramatizing the fall of Satan in Paradise Lost, the more you write about what a dick someone is, the more sympathetic he becomes.

Above: Oh yeah, English Lit humor FTW 

Ocarina of Time was the first time the character had been properly fleshed out, making him even harder to hate. As the heir to a banished race of desert thieves, Ganon is basically born into misfortune. While the people of Hyrule dwell in lush grasslands and opulent castles, Ganon and his tribe are stuck in arid desert for all eternity, all because some pointy-eared little punk wants to play Save the Princess.

Above: Hark at Mister Big Hero Guy 


8. Solidus Snake

A politician dedicated to stamping out the conspiracy that threatens to propel the world into perpetual warfare? It’d be plain unpatriotic not to have time for Solidus Snake. Even after he falls from public favour following the events of Metal Gear Solid, Solidus is still waging war on the shadowy Patriots by any means necessary.


Above: Or maybe just stealing this, there’s a new and original idea

When it turns out that Solidus Snake’s ultimate ambition can only be realised with Raiden out of the way, what does our boy do? He unleashes seven shades of unholy fury, physically brutalising and psychologically tormenting the effete little whipping-boy within an inch of his life.


Above: Gaming’s finest hour

Knowing how much love the average gamer has for Raiden, that pretty makes Solidus Snake some sort of patron saint.

30 comments

  • linkganon - March 6, 2010 7:25 a.m.

    how about big boss? he was a villain in the first 2 metal gears ever? all he ever wanted was to end abuse and exploitation of soldiers by The Patriots and politicians, which was also his interpretation of The Boss's will. Big Boss was seemingly inspired to create Outer Heaven as a response to Gene's "Army's Heaven" — a supposed haven for soldiers that would in fact be victimized in the pursuit of his goals. Big Boss stated that the true soldier's sanctuary lay "outside" Gene's "heaven".
  • ryno - January 14, 2010 9 p.m.

    general Sheridan from fracture would be good on this list. he was trying to help his people fight agaist genocidal nazi cyborgs.
  • jackthemenace - October 6, 2009 7:43 p.m.

    OMFG loved the kirby bit at the end. The fat guy FTW, the english lit bit was good too XD
  • noobeater - October 4, 2009 6:16 p.m.

    well wat about carlito off dead rising...sure he pissed everyone off and tried toturn the world to zombies but can u not blame him when his home town was destroyed and yet again the government were hiding up this case like that of santa cabeza. EXACTLY!!
  • Rhesus - October 4, 2009 4:57 p.m.

    You forgot Tenpenny! He's not evil. Like any civilized man, he just doesn't want a silly little town blocking his view!
  • coolfool - October 4, 2009 3:25 p.m.

    Bloody hilarious article, especially the enter the dragon reference. Now they just need to make prequel to the Mario games entitled "Bowser in da hood" and it will an instant success.
  • vitoruss - October 2, 2009 7:32 p.m.

    Why isn't the Jackal from Far Cry 2 here? He's got me convinced he was doing the right thing, even if it was... genocidal. But check it-- He died (possibly...) saving all of those fleeing Africans' lives!
  • Harmonator - October 2, 2009 6:56 p.m.

    YES! I'm SO glad you guys put Yggdrasill on here! Thank you! okay, after that nerdgasm, yeah, he was kinda misunderstood. I did feel kinda bad for killing a bad guy with good motives... and what a lame final boss battle, too -_-;; but the rest of the game was AMAZING!! @_@
  • RoxasXXion - October 2, 2009 5:07 p.m.

    Guys in Bioshock if the vita chambers are set 2 Ryan's genetic code than he can't be dead???? So is he still alive????
  • hardcore_gamer1990 - October 2, 2009 3:50 p.m.

    I've always rooted for Meta Knight... Well at least he gets his own back in SSBB, I've never been happier playing as kirby and letting him beat the stuffing out me. ReCaptcha - $60,175,000 thud An accurate depiction of your reaction to a bill, I think....
  • oryandymackie - October 2, 2009 3:26 p.m.

    What about Sander Cohen? BioShock made him out to be some ultra-villain but all he did was try to make a living by asking people to attend his never ending piano lessons.
  • erreip199 - October 2, 2009 2:13 p.m.

    the cripled guy from final fight can actually walk... and has a crossbow...
  • ClusterShart - October 2, 2009 1:30 p.m.

    I hated killing Solidus. He wanted to end the !!!SPOILER!!! Reign of the patriots. !!!Spoiler!!!
  • Ithilgore - October 2, 2009 9:17 a.m.

    Actually Wind Waker went a long way towards making Ganon a bit sympathetic, and not as a joke, either.
  • matt588 - October 2, 2009 5:10 a.m.

    hmm.. I was half expecting to see saren from mass effect.. oh well, blood soaked mario was funny as hell recaptcha: azazel now
  • TKTOWA - October 2, 2009 2:38 a.m.

    "Did anyone truly, irredeemably evil ever do their dastardly work out of love for their dear old Mom?" Only one of the most popular gaming villains of all time. Sephiroth.
  • JC182 - October 2, 2009 2:19 a.m.

    I never really thought that Bowser was all that evil
  • Ninja-KiLLR - October 2, 2009 12:33 a.m.

    C&C red alert 1. the greatest pc game ever
  • Yeager1122 - October 2, 2009 12:07 a.m.

    So....Misunderstood.
  • tjkjr1992 - October 1, 2009 11:45 p.m.

    I always felt the worst over Solidus.

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