The 10 worst Rock Band performances

3. Uhhhhh...

This is why you don't give your 15-year-old daughter and her friends a video camera. After they giggled their way through Fallout Boy and OK Go, we wonder if they went off to meet their sk8ter BFs at Hot Topic. Oh wait...


2. They may have gone to meet these guys 

"Okay. Okay okay. Are you guy's ready? Let's do this. You ready? Let's do this. Shit's goin' down."

In their defense, they rattle on in the video's description about how they intended to look foolish, and respond to questions such as "r u guise gay?" with a modicum of class. Though qualifying their shenanigans by saying that they were trying to look stupid doesn't make them look any less stupid, and there's no defense for calling your fake band, or anything, "Caution! Fun Ahead!"


1. Moore pauses the game (2:25) 


Harmonix's singer has mastered the very challenging "bounce one leg, lean forward, and flip hair back" dance. Peter Moore has mastered a lack of motor skills.

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  • adrenaguy - October 24, 2008 10:41 p.m.

    THIRD DEGREE FAIL NUMBER 10! ah, man that was so funny, i laughed out loud at which point and i have woken my brother, so retarded! why do celebrities have have absolutely no clue when it comes to normal people stuff thats as simple as press a button?!
  • MyGameName - October 6, 2008 2:17 a.m.

    NO.10 epic fail!!!!
  • georgeguy - October 3, 2008 9:29 p.m.

    great artical :)
  • Schizo - October 3, 2008 5:02 p.m.

    Awesome my ears are bleeding! :D ...that's normal right?
  • Tasty_Pasta - October 3, 2008 3:59 p.m.

    Lol, "Why is that red light on" "I, I really don't know..."
  • Squidmonk3j - October 3, 2008 1:58 p.m.

    haha , first one :S Realy great article
  • brothir - October 3, 2008 9:41 a.m.

    This article sums pretty much up why I'm playing Guitar Hero and not Rock Band.
  • silverXdragon95 - October 3, 2008 12:01 a.m.

    Dead or alive it berns my eres O_o X_X aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ...... xD
  • FancyRat - October 2, 2008 11:42 p.m.

    At least #1 isn't as bad as Miyamoto and friends.
  • asdfer - October 2, 2008 9:41 p.m.

    ha. great article
  • Amnesiac - October 2, 2008 7:23 p.m.

    Loved the guy singing Bon Jovi. "Deader Aliiiiiive!!"
  • grover117 - October 2, 2008 4:49 p.m.

    HAHA Awesome!
  • shadowless92 - October 4, 2008 12:36 p.m.

    no1 and i mean no1!! should ever and i mean ever!! ask or tell there dad to play rockband its just wrong in so many ways lol lovin the vids although the kid in vids 1 and 2 bit of a tw*t lol
  • ELpork - October 3, 2008 11:23 a.m.

    Love the squeeky kid on dead or alive.
  • thereaper52 - October 3, 2008 1:11 a.m.

    the end sequence is great dead or aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvveeee!
  • GamesRadarTylerWilde - October 2, 2008 11:44 p.m.

    @FancyRat: No argument here.
  • drprofessor - October 2, 2008 11:15 p.m.

    like omfg those girls are like so sick or something. god i hate sk8rs, emos, and jailbait. great article.

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