SONY: I have a cunning plan. I shall release games only on my own platform and thereby RULE THE WORLD. []
SONY: I have a cunning plan. I shall release games only on my own platform and thereby RULE THE WORLD.
X-GAMERS: But won't it double your profits to release them on the Xbox too?
SONY: But my cunning plan destroys you puny Xbox Gamers and thereby bringing ALL the gamers to myself! Bwaahahahah! HAHA! BWAAHA! HAAHAHAH!
X-GAMERS: Are you REALLY sure about this?
SONY: You do not understand my cunning plan, pathetic white Americans and Europeans!
X-GAMERS: Whatever you say, Sony. Whatever.
(Five minutes later)
SONY: I have a cunning plan. I shall close ZIPPER to save money and thereby RULE THE WORLD!
(pause)
SONY: Did you hear me? I have a cunning plan! By closing ZIPPER I save money and thereby RULE THE WORLD!
X-GAMERS: Sorry Sony, too busy playing Forza 4 to fill in the time before Witcher 2 gets a release.
SONY: Mmmm... send me your credit card details for the LOLZ!
