Mountain Dew Code Centaur. The Feast of St. Hyundai. A man-sized cabinet. All these wonders and more are part of the routine for The Late Show host Stephen Colbert (whose show, it should be noted, doesn't start for two more months). The good news is you needn't be jealous, as CBS has released a twine game (see: text adventure), starring you as Colbert.
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert: Escape From the Man-Sized Cabinet is free to play in your web browser of choice by simply visiting the show's site. Choose your fate as you go along, but be careful. After all, you don't want to end up like that unnamed woman who married a grandfather clock and climbed inside, do you?
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