Star Wars perfumes let you smell just like a Jedi... no, seriously

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Star Wars merchandising takes another step into the realm of WTF? After spotting a major gap in the market, scent merchant Lifestyle Perfume designed three fragrances to let you smell just like your favorite characters from the movies! As long as they're senators, Jedi or Sith, that is. Yep, this is a surefire way to perfect your cosplay ensemble. 

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A photo posted by @lifestyleperfumes on May 30, 2016 at 4:47am PDT

Two of the scents are marketed toward men; although there's nothing stopping women from enjoying these musky aromas also. First up there's Empire, a distinctly Darkside aroma that promises to "cover you with an aura of masculinity and power."  

Alle guten Dinge sind ja bekanntlich drei. Und da wir drei neue Star Wars Perfumes haben, zeigen wir Euch heute wonach EMPIRE riecht ✨🌟👌🏻 Wir wünschen Euch ein duftes Wochenende #theforceiswithyou #starwars #empire #jedi #amidala #starwarsperfumes #blackandred #lifestyleperfumes #happyweekend #picoftheday #loveit #goodsmell #formen

A photo posted by @lifestyleperfumes on Jun 11, 2016 at 3:50am PDT

For Force fans, there's Jedi a pink pepper-infused cologne that musters up a "fearless, swaggering flair" along with a "valiant sportiness."  

Heute etwas für die Männer - oder die Frauen die Ihre Männer beschenken möchten. 😄👌🏻wonach riecht eigentlich das neue Star Wars Jedi Parfum? 🌟✨#starwars #jedi #starwarsperfumes #lifestyleperfumes #fragrance #silver #lightsaber #picoftheday #smellsgreat #amidala #empire #theforceiswithyou #shopping #summer #feelgood

A photo posted by @lifestyleperfumes on Jun 9, 2016 at 1:13am PDT

The women's perfume is modelled after Amidala, taking particular inspiration from "her royal elegance as well as by her strong, indomitable will" that vows to make the wearer "irresistible." 

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A photo posted by @lifestyleperfumes on Jun 7, 2016 at 12:53am PDT

As well as perhaps the most creative fragrance descriptions ever concocted, the trio come in lightsaber-style bottles. Each has its own color scheme reflecting the contents within; presumably to avoid accidentally dousing yourself in Sith when you meant to go for a light misting of Jedi.  

Images: Lifestyle Perfume/Lucasfilm 

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Gem is GR+'s west coast entertainment news reporter. She’s a bit obsessed with all things Aliens and Terminator.
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