Sexy ladies hired to make StarCraft II midnight launch sexy

Long overdue arrival of sequel made even sweeter with attractive women

Words: on July 28, 2010

As sequels go, StarCraft II took its bloody time. But the excruciating 12 year wait for fans of the sci-fi strategy base builder was finally over last night as the game enjoyed a global midnight launch all around the, er, globe. A truly historic occasion and cause for widespread rejoicing amongst the PC community.

The game's maker, Blizzard, catalogued the event by posting a bunch of photos on its StarCraft II Facebook page. And it looks like it was a rip-roaring success. Thankfully, to ensure it wasn't just wall-to-wall beards and men and unwashed armpits, someone had the good sense to hire a few women, which consequently added a little feminine sexy to proceedings.

I've taken the liberty of raiding Blizzard's photo collection for the purposes of bringing the sexy, sexy ladies of the StarCraft II global midnight launch to the attention of GamesRadar patrons. Here they are:


Above: Some dude at the Singapore launch holding a BlizzCon sign while flanked by six smiling ladies 


Above: Female crowd pleaser gets double thumbs-up in Stockholm. Stockholm is the capital city of Sweden


Above: A lot of people at the Paris event, but unfortunately no sign of any hired women. Or any women at all. Not that many beards either 


Above: I think these ladies were at the London launch. They might even speak cockney


Above: Based purely on the evidence in this photo, I'd say that the Taiwanese launch was the best one

Go check out the StarCraft II Facebook page for more photos from the global launch. It's well worth a browse in a being nosey and looking at other people's photos on Facebook kind of way.

July 28, 2010

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  • Denrok

    Denrok  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    @Nannooskeeska

    I think I see what you mean. You talking about the brownish-blond in the middle to the right of the tall black guy that looks totally out of place? If so that's definitely a dude.
  • Spybreak8

    Spybreak8  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I've never been to a launch event for anything. Well that's what happens when you have to order everything online since you live out in the boonies lol. I'm missing out on TnA!
  • taterboob

    taterboob  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Jesus, just look at all the neckbeards.
  • Nannooskeeska

    Nannooskeeska  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I believe I actually see a girl in the third picture. Very hard to spot, but it's either a girl or a guy with his hair slicked back that's 12 years old.
  • eNdo602

    eNdo602  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    8======D
  • theemporer

    theemporer  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I'm gay and the boobs still make everything better.

    reCaptcha: 7.42 halters
    0.o
  • bazwilkinson85

    bazwilkinson85  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    "Stockholm is the capital city of Sweden"

    LMAO
  • Denrok

    Denrok  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Lol, the poor French didn't get any sexy time. Also, those Taiwanese chicks are bloody hot.
  • shamrock77

    shamrock77  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    why all this hubbub about recreational vehicles? aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
  • it_burns

    it_burns  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    How come we don't get a sexy midnight launch like those here in the Philippines?

    Blizzard Philippines, I am disappoint.
  • JayBeat

    JayBeat  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    Whats a starcraft?
  • emiljohn

    emiljohn  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    It dosent really need it , this is starcraft 2 we're talking about
    RECAPTCHA: make sassiest
  • GamesRadar_MattCundy

    GamesRadar_MattCundy  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    @510BrotherPanda

    Now you come to mention it, Nath is away this week...
  • 510BrotherPanda

    510BrotherPanda  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    I feel bad for all these women, Matt. Oh exploitation...

    Are you sure that isn't Nathan on the left, there?
  • Felixthecat

    Felixthecat  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    The 3rd picture is the start of a Zerg Rush.
  • SumthingStupid

    SumthingStupid  - 1 year, 6 months ago  - Report

    isn't a bunch of sweaty nerds all stuck in the same place sexy enough
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