Sex Toy Story


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Okay, has everyone seen enough sexy? Go ahead, pull 'em up. And don't be the least bit ashamed, I think these are twice as arousing as the mannequin sex featured in Hot Coffee.

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  • kmdeftones - October 20, 2010 8:54 p.m.

    Very amusing article. I'm sorry if my comments are boring, but you said to comment. I love you all and Sexy Mantista is a god damn genius.
  • gidget - October 20, 2010 1:23 a.m.

    haha scissoring. this is truly amazing <3
  • philipshaw - October 19, 2010 9:38 p.m.

    This is hilarous but I'm sure it's bound to piss off Brett if he sees any of his own toys in this article lol
  • Grif - October 19, 2010 3:28 a.m.

    Thank you Chris for bringing this back to light, and thanks Bret for hating it so much. You guys are the best.
  • GangsterJew92 - October 19, 2010 2:18 a.m.

    GamesRadar: The only website on the internet with (drum roll) four pages, FOUR PAGES of actions figures having sex. Mark October 16, 2010 as the greatest day the internet ever had.
  • shotgunalchemist - October 18, 2010 11:50 p.m.

    Toy Story is bad enough. The two main characters are called Woody and Buzz for Kratos sake.
  • grumpyDinosaur - October 18, 2010 10:31 p.m.

    LOL easily the greatest story the internet has ever seen
  • pr0tostar - October 18, 2010 4:14 p.m.

    I'm not much into podcasts, but this makes me wonder what other kind of shenanigans you guys talk up.
  • shnazzyone - October 18, 2010 2:52 a.m.

    WE DID IT! FINALLY! Recognition! at... oh wtf... where do these c's in my name keep coming from? Such a pain. I kid i know that's Chris Antistas Pet name for me. Hugs and kisses
  • sleepy92ismypsn - October 18, 2010 1:48 a.m.

    LOL I am the 69th commenter on this article. I'd like to thank all of the spammers for making this possible.
  • AlpineGuy - October 18, 2010 1:46 a.m.

  • sleepy92ismypsn - October 18, 2010 1:43 a.m.

    Haha toy cars fucking.
  • DrFred79 - October 17, 2010 9:26 p.m.

    Oh god... The one with He-Man backdooring Wolverine juste raped my childhood toys memories...
  • NightCrawler_358 - October 17, 2010 9:21 p.m.

    Lol KREATIVEassassin's were hilarious, i liked Cravin' the Hunter haha
  • Pyrovizard - October 17, 2010 7:59 p.m.

    My inner child is crying but im ROTFLMAO
  • Tenfey - October 17, 2010 7:57 p.m.

    And a good time was had by all.
  • DLSemen - October 17, 2010 7:17 p.m.

    i enjoy how Chris credited himself as "unknown"
  • FnKaiser - October 17, 2010 6:10 p.m.

  • Crypto140 - October 17, 2010 4:57 p.m.

    If aliens are looking at us, they probably have a look of disgust on their face. Or the look of ROTFLMAO.

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