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Sega Japanese toilet game makes pissing fun!

Sometimes, we love our jobs. Forget the free games and attractive jarnalist dental plans. Occasionally, a story just comes along and makes you realise what a wonderful world of entertaining interactive products we exist in. So, it’s with great joy we present a Japanese Sega title that makes a game out of taking a piss in a public toilet. What a monumental day to be a games jarnalist.



Right, you’ll have to bear with us. We’re not entirely sure what was going on in the video above. To us, though, it looks like you have to relieve yourself onto the little blue target to make the game work.

It seems if you piss onto that specific spot for long enough, the disturbing looking cherub will fill a soda can full of his magical man juices.


Above: Oh, and occasionally a perturbed Japanese man will check in on you

Honestly, we don’t know how we’re going to answer the next call of nature without this little beauty. Now, why don’t we all sit back and admire some scary-ass cherub sex faces? Enjoy…

Source: UK Resistance

Dec 16, 2010


 

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20 comments

  • ThatGuyFromTV - December 19, 2010 4:47 a.m.

    ...the hell?
  • BravoUniform - December 17, 2010 4:55 a.m.

    Now that's what I call a Wee game... hahahaha (Sorry, I couldn't resist) reCAP: everist not
  • Sy87 - December 16, 2010 10:06 p.m.

    Awesome now going to the bathroom can be fun.
  • pr0tostar - December 16, 2010 10:01 p.m.

    Even as a modest Japanophile who knows not to be surprised by anything that comes out of Japan, I just can't help myself on this one: ...WTF?!
  • 510BrotherPanda - December 16, 2010 7:44 p.m.

    Well, if there is a dot you have to pee on, it's similar to the picture of a fly some toilets in the world have: it gives men with terrible aim something to try to focus on and pee at. Japan just feels it has to connect it to a game, for some reason.
  • Kenzo - December 16, 2010 6:36 p.m.

    @xumaximus im not sure but i think the japanese might still be a little sensitive about "dropping Bombs"
  • xumaximus - December 16, 2010 5:28 p.m.

    How about putting a target for when you need to go in and "drop bombs" in the toliet!? Maybe thats the next expansion pack for this game :D
  • therawski - December 16, 2010 4:54 p.m.

    @KidKatana, It's taking a wii!
  • AlmightyFuzz - December 16, 2010 4:29 p.m.

    God bless the Japanese. No other country anywhere in the world would come up with something like this except the Japanese.
  • n00b - December 16, 2010 3:02 p.m.

    there is also a version where your supposed to pee on a spot and the harder you pee the higher you will lift the girls dress.
  • KidKatana - December 16, 2010 2:18 p.m.

    How has no one made a joke about whether this is coming out on the Wii?
  • Snowyjoe - December 16, 2010 2:01 p.m.

    Well....the score at the end seems to measure how much you pissed. And the beer ad on the right said "This is a sample ad" So I'm guessing it's going to be stationed in pubs and "Izakaya" (a type of Japanese drinking establishment which also serves food to accompany the drinks) to help advertise their products depending on how much they peed? "You're not peeing so much, need another drink? We have a special on beer today!
  • mynameisjay - December 16, 2010 1:36 p.m.

    Gives new meaning to the term "pissing contest"
  • Hobogonigal - December 16, 2010 1:35 p.m.

    What a bizzare game! If any bloke still needs to learn how to piss, here's their holy grail. By the way, what's a jarnalist?
  • EnragedTortoise1 - December 16, 2010 1:26 p.m.

    This needs to be mandatory in public bathrooms across the world.
  • JMAN1156 - December 16, 2010 1:18 p.m.

    yes, I want one of these in every public restroom now! It tells you how many ml you piss!
  • Chrisd - December 16, 2010 12:52 p.m.

    well my local pub set up little nets and a small football in the urinal, so people could have a kick about or piss about as it were while reliving them selves, nothing is more worring than going for a piss and seeing two people actually having a game.
  • OriginalJonty - December 16, 2010 12:48 p.m.

    So, who wants to compete for the top score?
  • MrNublet - December 16, 2010 12:47 p.m.

    2
  • matt101matt - December 16, 2010 12:44 p.m.

    Is it just me or is there a black camera when the camera pulls away from the games screen?

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