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Final Fantasy 7

Also known as: FF 7

Warning: This article definitely contains spoilers

Join us, as we ruin over 80 games for you

Words: Dave Meikleham, GamesRadar UK

41. Killer 7

Harman Smith is an old guy in a wheel chair and the Killer 7 are nothing but his split personalities.

42. Kingdom Hearts

The Kingdom Hearts are actually light and not made of darkness.

43. Lost Via Domus

You go back in time to the start of the game at the end of the game.

44. Mass Effect

Depending on your choices you might shoot Wrex and you will definitely let either Ashley or Kaidan die.

45. Max Payne 2

Mona Sax dies in Max’s arms

46. Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake

Big Boss is Snake’s dad.

47. Metal Gear Solid

It’s all a Patriots-sponsored training exercise.

48. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

Big Boss is still alive.

49. Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops

Snake Eater’s Major Zero is the real baddie behind the plot.

50. Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

The Boss was working for the Americans all along and dies a tragic hero and Ocelot is her son.

51. Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

All the Patriots have been dead for 100 years and are actually an A.I. programme.

52. Metroid

Samus is a woman.

53. Mirror’s Edge

Celeste is a backstabber and is working against Faith as part of Project Icarus.

54. Oddworld: Stranger’s Wrath

You’re hired to kill a race called the Steef, without realising you’re a Steef yourself.

55. Oregon Trail

Your entire family dies of dysentery.

56. No More Heroes

Henry is your twin brother and Sylvia is his wife.

57. Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie

The monkey dies. No, really.

58. Portal

GlaDOS (the computer voice) tries to kill you.

59. Prey

Your girlfriend is turned into a hideous monster before you kill her.

60. Prince of Persia

Elika dies, so the Prince destroys the tree of life to save her, but consequently releases Ahriman into the world.

61. Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction

Clank is kidnapped by the Zoni.

62. Resident Evil

Albert Wesker is working for Umbrella.

63. Resident Evil: Code Veronica

Steve Burnside dies.

64. Resident Evil 4

Saddler murders Luis.

65. Resistance 2

Nathan Hale gets shot in the face.

66. Second Sight

The game’s flashbacks are actually the present and the present is the future.

67. Shadow Hearts 2: Covenant

Your love interest’s your mother.

68. Shadow of the Colossus

Wander is the baddie and turns into the first of Ico’s horned children.

69. Silent Hill

It’s all a dream caused by a near-death experience... in one ending, anyway.

70. Silent Hill 2

You smother your wife.

71. Star Wars: Knight of the Old Republic

You are Darth Revan.

72. Star Wars Knight of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords

Kreia is a backstabbing old wench.

73. Star Wars: The Force Unleashed

Starkiller was the one who started the Rebel Alliance and, depending on your choices, dies or kills Vader, becoming the Emperor’s apprentice.

74. System Shock 2

SHODAN, the A.I. from the first game, has been controlling you throughout the sequel.

75. Tales of Symphonia

The angels are traitors and Kratos is one of them.

76. The Darkness

Uncle Paulie whacks your girlfriend.

77. The Godfather: The Game

Your love interest Frankie Malone dies.

78. The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

The whole thing’s a dream.

79. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Sheik is Zelda.

80. The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker

Your boat the King of the Red Lions is the King of Hyrule and Tetra is Princess Zelda.

And finally…

81. Final Fantasy VII

Apparently, some chick called Aerith dies. Horribly.

Feb 06, 2009


Ruined endings - part one
Games one through ten of our spoiler packed presentation

 

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72 Comments
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Chicago  - 9 months 24 days ago 
First!! Hooray. Thanks for the info guys ;)
Chicago  - 9 months 24 days ago 
noo! I am halfay thorugh GTA 4> I'll pretend i never read that

Recaptcha: Mean looks
dionnysus  - 9 months 24 days ago 
wow, i must have played games too long 'cuz i knew about 75 of these
Jacob816  - 9 months 24 days ago 
You guys are evil assholes and I love you for it.
Gameguy151  - 9 months 24 days ago 
wait, does Nathan die after said shotgun? seeing as you just said everyone else died 'cept him...
ssj4raditz  - 9 months 24 days ago 
LOL @ the Oregon Trail one.
Howesinho  - 9 months 24 days ago 
I LOLed at Oregon Trail, a true classic!!
Thequestion 121  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Thanks guys.
NanoElite666  - 9 months 24 days ago 
In Resistance 2, Nathan doesn't take a shotgun to the face at the end. Capelli shoots him with a handgun.

Took me a minute to figure out what you meant by the Diablo 2 one; a "Wait, what...?" followed by an "Oh yeah. THAT!"

I'm surprised, though, that you didn't pick the whole bit about the Precursors for your Jak 3 spoiler, which I handily ruined for myself via the magic of Wikipedia. :P
AfricanWoolf  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Far Cry 2 - The Jackel doesn't escape, you both die.
chrisat928  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Ok, something weird is going on. This is the sixth time, this week, someone has told me Uncle Paulie kills your girldfriend in The Darkness.
jamminontha1n2  - 9 months 24 days ago 
I had a shirt that said "My family died of dyssentary" at one point. Then, I lost it. Now I'm sad
RandyChimp  - 9 months 24 days ago 
ffs, i read the Far Cry 2 ending before i realised what it was, i read too fast. Im nowhere near finishing that game, but its my own fault for looking on here. Good article guys.
skyguy343  - 9 months 24 days ago 
i think i just set a new record, beating 81 games all at once :D
BeLuckyTreacle  - 9 months 24 days ago 
Hang on, Harman was not in control but another of Emir Parkreiners split personalities and it was he who had killed the killer 7 before the events in the game and Garcian was Emir persona after he killed himself.

I was so confused by the end of that game!
KingEamon  - 9 months 24 days ago 
You ruined about 3 games that I am currently playing. Congratulations you evil sons of bitches. J/K :)Good article.
GoldenMe  - 9 months 24 days ago 
No reason to play SotC anymore, hurr hurr hurr.

I seriously need to finish that game. =P

Great Artical GR.
vexx919  - 9 months 24 days ago 
god damnit i thought u were talking about the original prince of persia
FierceDeity  - 9 months 23 days ago 
goddammit i knew i shouldnt have looked at this article
and
78. The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

The whole thing’s a dream.

WTF seriously??? surely they wouldnt do the mario 2 cop out ending again?!
and fuck! gta 4 ending is ruined :(
AyJay  - 9 months 23 days ago 
chrono dies!!!!!!!
golbez is ur bro!!!!!!!
ZOMG!
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