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The Top 7… RPG towns that explode

Buy a few potions, chat up the locals and then watch it all burn

Words: Mikel Reparaz, GamesRadar US


The town: A blighted, planetwide mega-city conveniently segregated by economic class.

Exploded by: The Sith armada, led by jawless ghoul Darth Malak.

 

After a brief introduction on a besieged spaceship, your amnesiac character and friends spend the first several hours of Knights of the Old Republic exploring Taris, getting to know its diverse citizens and solving their problems (or making them worse, if you’re going down the Dark Side path). That's right: hours. Solving problems. That will soon be rendered completely irrelevant.


Above: Hey lady, guess what’s about to NEVER MATTER AGAIN FOREVER!?

Like a lot of other RPG cities, Taris is heavily stratified, with rich citizens living in the gleaming upper city…

 

... most other people living in the slum-like, gang-ruled lower city…

 

… and the lowest dregs of society living in the cavernous Undercity, which might be kind of nice if it weren’t for the monster infestation.


Not pictured: Monster infestation 

You’ll spend a lot of time in each, chatting up locals and taking on dozens of side quests as you learn your way around. Just don’t get too attached, because Darth Malak is on the way, and he’s the kind of guy who’d set a house on fire just to deal with a termite problem. In this case, the “termite” is your high-ranking Jedi friend Bastila (and you, although you don’t know it yet), the “house” is Taris and “fire” is a globocidal orbital bombardment that kills billions.





 

What this means to you as a player is that – Dark and Light Side points aside – everything you’ve done on Taris is about to become meaningless, especially if it helped someone who wasn't you. That guy you freed from a crime lord’s secret prison? He’s about to be vaporized by space-lasers. So is that gang of swoop bike racers you helped out. And the guy who was marked for death by the loan shark. And the loan shark who marked him for death. And the doctor who discovered a serum to cure people in the Undercity who were turning into monsters.


Above: Yeah, you might want to just throw all those away, for all the good they’ll do

Basically, everyone on the planet is doomed – except for you, of course. Along with your buddies, you steal a ship called the Ebon Hawk, ignore the screams of a dying planet and tear ass into space.

 

Sadly for Taris, your absence does nothing to make Darth Malak relent, and he happily continues turning the planet’s surface to glass.



 

So, thanks, Taris; we always sort of realized, deep down, that the things we do in videogames are basically pointless. But this was the first time that those long hours we spent actually felt wasted within the context of the game. Unless we spent them playing Dark Side, of course, in which case the destruction just felt like a fitting coda on all the havoc we’d wreaked. Good or evil, you can see the end result below:



The town: A settlement built on a gigantic tree surrounded by a protective sandstorm in the middle of a desert.

Exploded by: Queen Brahne, using the Odin eidolon (read: summoned monster).

 

Cleyra is far from the only city destroyed during Final Fantasy IX, but it’s easily the most meaningful. After the fall of Burmecia – a city populated by friendly rat-people – Cleyra is the remote desert outpost where the survivors and refugees gather to hide from the Alexandrian Army, led by a morbidly obese blue hag named Queen Brahne.


Above: Brahne shows off one of her two expressions 

At first, Cleyra seems like a relatively safe, idyllic place. Sure, it’s home to a few monsters that need killing, but the eternal sandstorm that surrounds the place ensures that it stays hidden – or at least shielded – from Brahne’s forces and their plans for conquest.


Above: Cleyra, while the sandstorm stays intact 

That changes when one of your party members, a Burmecian dragoon named Freya, joins in a faintly absurd Irish-style clog-dance meant to strengthen the sandstorm. Ironically – but unsurprisingly – the dance has the opposite effect. The ritual harp that accompanies it shatters, bringing down the sandstorm and exposing the town to attack for the first time in centuries.


Above: Oh, nice one, Freya 

What follows is a grueling siege, as you tangle with Brahne’s ground forces in a pitched effort to get the refugees to safety. In spite of your efforts, the bad guys get hold of Cleyra’s most precious relic and escape. And right after you follow them, Brahne whistles up Odin, who rides out of the clouds and reduces Cleyra to a cinder in one massive, searing blast.

Once again, none of your efforts ended up making the slightest bit of difference. But hey, at least the explosive slaughter of hundreds of innocents makes for some pretty video footage:


 
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GamesRadarHankMotherFuckingGilbe...  - 6 months 12 days ago 
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kubes  - 6 months 12 days ago 
lol hank MF G
very specific top 7 mikel but still great
Cyberninja  - 6 months 12 days ago 
ha ha very funny and have guys ran out of ideas yet?
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and second to last
jamminontha1n2  - 6 months 12 days ago 
why do towns have to blow up real good?
SumthingStupid  - 6 months 12 days ago 
That's a good list, and fallout 3 was first:)
Major_Wuss  - 6 months 12 days ago 
All great games.
Explosions are fun.
FrozenImplosion  - 6 months 12 days ago 
The second i saw the title i new megaton was going to be in here :)
girl  - 6 months 12 days ago 
so many explosions in final fantasy
Hurricrane  - 6 months 12 days ago 
rofls good article but it seems you guys are running out of ideas XD
garnsr  - 6 months 12 days ago 
You would think Square, being Japanese, would have an aversion to destroying cities. How many Final Fantasies don't destroy a city?
GearsofRabies  - 6 months 12 days ago 
might as well call it Top 7 town in final fantasy games that explode.
KatamariLovesSpock  - 6 months 12 days ago 
Hehe, I think Megaton was the only town out of those that I actually ENJOYED the explosion... >> Plus, Moira was annoying... I was hoping to kill her when I did that... >>
NeoKef  - 6 months 12 days ago 
God, only have played FFX & Fallout 3 on this list.

Hey a suggestion, can Gamesradar try to avoid using a certain game too much? Fallout was used last week, and FFVII been used a lot. I think it would be a good idea if there's a waiting period for certain games.
CuddlyBomber  - 6 months 12 days ago 
too much FINAL FANTASY!
reCaptch: Butt tinting
Defguru7777  - 6 months 12 days ago 
I knew Megaton would be on the list. And I love how every other one was Final Fantasy.

Interestingly enough, the option to nuke Megaton is removed in the Japanese version. Burke does not exist. I wonder why...

Oh yeah. Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

ReCaptcha: 3,600 weariest
Gonzo4Life  - 6 months 12 days ago 
i knew right away that meagaton was going to be atleast number three
kuz after all
how often do u git 2 nuke a whole f*cking city by yourself?
but yes CuddlyBomber. to much FF
C-C-C-C-ComboCro  - 6 months 12 days ago 
nobody has called 1st yet!!?!?!

1ST! now i win the game of commenting :P
AMayer  - 6 months 12 days ago 
I bet this entire article was inspired by Fallout 3's Megaton. Awesome work anyways though.
Vagrant  - 6 months 12 days ago 
HOLY WASN'T DEUS EX MACHINA!
It was...Uh...Magic. Look it totally makes sense in the context of the game, okay?
Lifestream was tho'.

Interesting top 7, but I did notice that only about two of them were actually towns.
I expected moar obscure JRPGs. Golden Son or Breath of Fire or some shiz.
Spybreak8  - 6 months 12 days ago 
You know I never really noticed it but this happens as well in Guild Wars (Prophecies Campaign). They level the city with fire and stone causing the player to jump ahead to a post apocalyptic world. It worked wondrous for me as I had explored the ruined world but I enjoyed seeing the transformation and new creatures. Interesting article, a lot of FF here.
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