Out of sheer morbid curiosity, we wanted to know what it felt like to post more than 50 new screens of a game that's six months old. So, we've done just that with Rampage: Total Destruction, which hit systems back in April. Why the overboard blast of new images? It's coming to Wii sometime next year. Please, sit back down.
If you're not sure what Rampage is, instead of sitting down, please turn off the computer and walk away. Walk up to anyone else in the world and have them explain Rampage to you. Because everyone else will know. Snarky comments aside, we're still hoping for some cool motion-y controls in the Wii version. There may be fun yet remaining in this beaten down series.