Quiz: Can you identify these achievements by name alone?

So, you think you're some Xbox big shot? High on Gamerscore and low on time for posers ready to muscle in on the turf you acquired by lavishing time on an arbitrary but tantalising metric for self-worth? Do you feel one with the universal constant that is Achievement, the economy that never fluctuates, a currency that needs no Bureau de Change?

By which I mean: would you like to do a quiz about achievements? Good, here it is: