Fresh out of the sewer, mutated for your viewing enjoyment, comes a brand stinkin' new video that showcases your favorite subterranean superheroes in action. There's a wide variety of action to be seen here, from single turtle throwdowns to frantic character-swapping melees, and it happens all over the place, from the deep in the sewers to the top of giant parade floats. Mayhem galore.

From the looks of things, these Turtles have been studying tapes of the Prince and Kratos in action - two worthy role models for modern warriors who shun firearms in favor of the elegance and nobility of the martial arts. Drawing from the acrobatic stylings from Prince of Persia and the prolonged weapon-wielding death cyclones from God of War, the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles may very well be the world's most fearsome fighting team. But you don't have to take our word for it:

March 14, 2007