The bright colors and delirious sounds of cutesy games often gloss over ultraviolent gameplay. The sadistic deaths visited upon characters in these kiddie games are always hidden behind candy and rainbows. But violence without gore is like a cheeseburger without cheese. Sanitizing violence to make it “kid-friendly” hurts society more than it helps, and teaches unrealistic life lessons. We want to set things right, so we’ve
Tecmo Bowl: Kickoff for the DS won’t come packed with any official NFL teams or players, so it seems odd that the San Francisco 49er Gold Rush girls were called in to help kick off the unveiling of the game. But we’re not complaining and neither should you.
Scroll onward for shots of the Girl Rush girls doing their thing. There’s lots of gratuitous gyrating and ample cleavage to help remind you how much you loved
Here at CheatPlanet we're always trying to sort through the cheat submissions to find the tiny nuggets of helpful information hidden among the hundreds of moronic submissions we receive each day. It's a thankless job, one that we keep working on only because of our love of cheats and the happiness we feel when looking into a child's smiling face after he or she unlocks the second set of weapons in GTA IV (Call GUN-555-0100) and
Okay... put those last-gen Ladies of the Evening out of your mind, because the consummate professionals of Grand Theft Auto IV are here to strut the concrete catwalk. That’s right, the Hookers of GTA IV have arrived, and despite only coming in white and skinny, or fat and black, they’re positively overflowing with next-gen gutter-glam.
Games have given life to countless imaginary people. But which could have leapt from the pages of a far-fetched George Eliot novel, and who was the creation of a lonely coder sitting in the dark with a half-concealed erection? As we count down the 10 best and worst characters in gaming the only rule is we’re only allowed one character from each game (or else Half-Life 2 would take over, and this article would become a complete Valve
Welcome to the Game-shunary, GamesRadar's truly epic gaming dictionary. The goal of the Game-shunary is not to tell you a bunch of crap you already know (gee, what’s a joystick?). You’re smarter than that. The Game-shunary is a portal into the bloody, juicy heart of gaming culture. The Game-shunary is knowledge. The Game-shunary is power. The Game-shunary ate a dragon for breakfast and washed it down with lighter fluid.
We try to be roundly educated gamers. We claim broad interests and experience. But the truth is that we all have our fears and foibles; those bogey-games we’ll gladly feign Legionnaire’s Disease to avoid. But real men face their fears. We knew we had to grit our teeth and install these detested titles or forever have our parentage questioned.
Still searching for the skulls in Halo 3? How about Intelligence Items from Call of Duty 4? Maybe you're more of a Nintendo gamer and have finally gotten around to playing Metroid Prime 3 and Phantom Hourglass. Whatever your poison, puzzle or problem, we've got a guide for you.
Simply gaze below for complete guides on everything from BioShock's plasmids to shiny Pokemon.
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Ah, the box art story. Ol' R'liable we like to call it, always good for a laugh and sure to inspire conversation about what makes cover art good, bad or legendarily awful. This time though, we're going a different route and focusing on covers that totally botch the simplest rule of box art - it should reflect the product cleanly and clearly. These poor examples couldn't even keep it together long enough to be regular old "bad box
Once the lights turn from red to green at the start of a race, the only thought is to weave to the front of the pack and stay there until the chequered flag is in sight. But those three seconds spent on the starting grid is an experience relived again and again, causing a garage full of gridline starts to be burned into a gamer's brain. Our question is, how well can you remember them?