Zombies | Konami | 1993

They're bouncing on a trampoline! That's how much fun they're having despite the undead running amok through the neighbourhood. If this game was made today the boy would be a foul-mouthed muscle-mountain with chainsaws for arms and the girl would be armed and extremely sexualised with a weighty pair of norkular weapons. That's progress. And who are we to stand in its way?