Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure | Interplay | 1994

"So you've come about the illustrator's job - what kind of experience have you got?"

"I've got a pencil case."

"Brilliant. You can start right away."

Summer Challenge | Accolade | 1994

If the 'creative' behind this stomach churning disaster-piece thought that the personification of a schoolboy was a mostly naked, instantly hateable freckle-legged ginger with a phallic pork product clutched tightly in a clammy fist, then we hope for the sake of children everywhere that they are now safely locked away from society.