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Dead to Rights: Reckoning


Videogames versus the real world – second showdown!

More proof that virtual life is bigger, better and bolder than actual life in (almost) every way

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US

Breaking news! Toad isn’t actually a toad... street fighting doesn’t involve fireballs… guns rarely come with chainsaws attached… and a theoretical physicist has never spent his scientific career smashing zombie head crabs with a blood-soaked crowbar.

As we demonstrated last week, however, the real world would be a hell of a lot more interesting if any of the above was true. In fact, when we pit gaming against reality in 30 matches, the virtual world came away with an almost perfect score of 29-1. What lost? See for yourself.

Now we’re using reader suggestions to give the real world a second chance. Can it finally overcome our pixelated imaginations? Doubtful.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 
149 Comments
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Unoriginal  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
You guys need to make his a weekly feature.
Theese are hillarious.
Great Article
Skidd777  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
Great as usual.
curtw_819  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
monkey balls... lol

i agree with Unoriginal this should be weekly
fattestninjaever  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
I agree with first poster, these are awesome.
climbing wolf  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
Ha. Wii Music fail.
pimlicosound  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
Yay! You used my Old Age one. That's cool. The whole article is hilarious, though - I especially like the Geometry one.
lucashintz  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
Awesome as always!
zymn  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
awesome article.

what about dating? like in GTA you can go out with women, but i'm pretty sure it's alot better than real-life first dates... :P
Conco  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
Lol@The wii music, it true though. New innnovations my ass, that game sucked ass
xFnKxTaLeNtx  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
lol always funny! keep it up
LordRevan111  - 9 months 2 hours ago 
Guys, anything on this list beats the president pic. . .
ELpork  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
hahaha, poor wii music.
vic88  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
what about surgery
shobuku  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
the best thing in wii music was the dog suit, its not even a freakin instrument
game-thugsta  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
i dunno that president obama collectible plate was attractive... also i lawled at the geometry part
animeman  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
What about keys?
jrcharles1993  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
They should add school. They could show a picture from Bully Scholarship Edition, and a picture from an actual school.
jesusfrk15  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
hahaha i laughed sooo hard with "monkey balls"

again, a very good job.
demo117  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
they cannot make this weekley cause they dont have enough ideas/things to relate to..
demo117  - 9 months 1 hour ago 
WHAT ABOUT EATING!!!
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