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Game levels that look like anuses

VIDEO: Gape in awe at these monstrous turd-cutters!

Words: GamesRadar US

What do Gears of War 2, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, Halo 3, Dead Space and Prey all have in common? Well, they were all innovative, highly praised and sold well at a time when - ok, let's drop the pretense. You’re here about the ass.

There are many examples of game level archetypes that designers go back to again and again. How many Sewers, Ice Worlds or Warehouse Maps have you experienced in your gaming life? We have a new one to add to the list: Giant Anuses. Think back on it and you’ll be surprised at how many hulking butt holes you’ve slogged through. Game characters find themselves neck-deep in monster rectum with alarming frequency. Don’t believe us? We have proof on video, just click play below. 

Here at GamesRadar, we strive to distill videogaming into its pure forms, unfiltered by corporate interest and unfettered by religious prudery. This video contains imagery that may be considered offensive, so if you are under 18 or wilt easily DO NOT WATCH - Ed. 

Jan 22, 2009


 
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devinejoh  - 10 months 14 days ago 
that was pretty funny

first
Dr.Mr.Gamer  - 10 months 14 days ago 
ohhh kaay...
MacGyver1138  - 10 months 14 days ago 
I had actually noticed that trend as of late. Creepy.
Kattleox  - 10 months 14 days ago 
That was hot.
heartskuppy  - 10 months 14 days ago 
this is why i love gamesradar.
vic88  - 10 months 14 days ago 
...?
RonnyLive19881  - 10 months 14 days ago 
The Gears 2 one was oddly arousing...
*throws up*
Never mind.
DiamondGrip  - 10 months 14 days ago 
that Halo level is such a pain in the ass on legendary
SPANKY2817  - 10 months 14 days ago 
kum to think of it GR is right
bjt2012  - 10 months 14 days ago 
Hot coffee isn't looking too bad anymore.
fatcat275  - 10 months 14 days ago 
That was EXACTLY my first thought when playing through Halo 3

also, Pain in the a$$, DiamondGrip?
ZombiePirate215  - 10 months 14 days ago 
If that's what you guy's rectums look like then you might want to go see a doctor, you might have had too many volcanic burritos because my asshole doesn't open up in four different sections
toasteez  - 10 months 14 days ago 
Kinda reminds me of the brain bugs from Starship Troopers.
jayne_cobb  - 10 months 14 days ago 
I wonder if Proctology is the Arbiter's peacetime profession.
Pocotron  - 10 months 14 days ago 
2 things:

In Star Wars, I believe you really are in somethings ass and

2. "Gape in Awe" were funny to read next to the word anus

'snicker'
skyguy343  - 10 months 14 days ago 
family guy had a whole level about anuses
CH3BURASHKA  - 10 months 14 days ago 
Those Halo 3 anuses seem to have some kind of herpes...
Geigan  - 10 months 14 days ago 
I like how in Gears you're literally bloody stool and Rooster Teeth beat you to the punch on the anus monster in Dead Space.
Ravenbom  - 10 months 14 days ago 
2008 was the year of the anus levels.
I predict 2009 to be the year of the wiener levels, which should coincide well with Wii Motion Plus.

Hopefully there will never be Va-jay-jay levels, otherwise the human race will die off when every human male becomes locked to their TVs.
Case in point: Fallout 3 has like a one second Va-jay-jay level and everyone who plays it gets hooked for a hundred hours or more afterward.
curtw_819  - 10 months 14 days ago 
lovin the barry white, cant enough of articles like this one

also the first thing that was in my head when i was playin gears and halo was anus weird
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