By now, you've probably had a chance to try out the $20 PS2 version of Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories. Maybe you've even finished it. Perhaps, through some sheer force of dedication, you've even managed to tear your way through its dozens of side missions and bonus tasks.

But even so, we're willing to bet that there's some stuff not even you've done. Horrible stuff. The kind of stuff that makes grown men sit bolt upright in the dead of night and cry out, "Damn! I wish I'd thought of that!"

You might already know about some of the things in the following pages. Others are just random acts of stupidity that paid off in interesting ways. In any case, we think you'll get a kick out of all of them. Just click one of the page tabs at left, and we can get this thing started off right.

Or you can click the Movies tab above and see it all in motion. Your call.