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A salute to swine

These pigs are guaranteed not to kill you

Words: Shane Patterson, GamesRadar US

We don’t know about you, but we’ve been thinking a lot about pigs this week. It’s probably because we’ve read the word “swine” in almost every news headline. Apparently there’s this flu traipsing about that made this week’s terror alert in America. And while we hear it’s dangerous, yet incredibly treatable, this “immediate threat to our lives” shouldn’t keep you from enjoying the pigs we’re about to present to you. And no, it’s not because we’re hoping to stave off the viral outbreak by appeasing the pigs responsible. In fact, we at GamesRadar welcome our new swine overlords.

Farmyard Party: Featuring the Olympigs – Wii


Above: There’s something slightly disingenuous about a pig doing exercise 

 

Super Smash Bros Brawl – Wii


Above: Powerful rulers shouldn’t be able to transform into gigantic wild boar beasts, but Ganondorf gets to do whatever he wants. It’s a perk 

 

Harvest Moon: Magical Melody – GameCube


Above: We found the little guy poking his head above the ESRB rating. YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM US 

 

Muppets: Party Cruise – PS2


Above: Miss Piggy unicycles her way through one of those weaksauce family-only party cruises

 

The World Ends With You – DS


Above: Defeating Pig Noise will nab you extra Pins and delicious bacon 

 

Porky Pig’s Haunted Holiday – SNES


Above: We thought Porky was the cutest pig with a speaking disability we’ve ever known, until we found the following clip:

 

Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire – Game Boy Advance
Spoink and Grumpig

 Above: Spoink evolves into Grumpig at level 32, always retaining that cute little tail 

 

Pokemon Gold/Silver/Crystal – Game Boy Color
Swinub and Piloswine

Pokemon Diamond/Pearl - Nintendo DS
Mamoswine
 
Above: That little guy evolves into an insane combination of pig and wooly mammoth by Diamond/Pearl

 

Viva Pinata – Xbox 360
Rashberry and Pigxie

 


Above: Production Editor Carolyn Gudmundson sez: 

This one is pretty interesting because you get a Pigxie by romancing a Rashberry (pig) with a Swanana (swan). The pigxie looks really cute in still images, and he IS really cute in the game, but when you see him in motion, it’s kind of creepy/sad looking, because he’s obviously somewhat deformed… His legs are different lengths and he kind of hobbles around awkwardly, and he has wings but he can’t really fly very well… And there’s some joke in the game about some things not being intended by nature, etc… He’s still really cute though, you just feel kinda bad for him.


 
Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise – Xbox 360
Hoghurt


Above: “I’m ready to breed!” 


 
58 Comments
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SolidSnyder94  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Not only am I first, I am first on a PIG-RELATED ARTICLE!!
ClusterShart  - 10 months 19 days ago 
To bad I already have the swine flu...


...not really
LordsOfTechno  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Wow, I didn't know that there were so many videogame pigs! O.o

Also, I forgot all about Tomba! (well, I know it as Tombi!). Those pigs used to freak me out when I was little for some strange reason...
NipplesTheSuperHippo  - 10 months 19 days ago 
wohoo, piggies!
Johnny6Gun  - 10 months 19 days ago 
No love for Hamlet, from Illusion of Gaia? The li'l porker tossed himself in a fire to save the starving villagers! Oh, the HAM-ANITY!

This may be the first feature where SPAM comments are appropriate, no?
AnonymouZ  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Ha! no HONORABLE mention of the SpiderPig from The Simpsons?? Awesome article except for that mishap there.

;D
lava_lamp  - 10 months 19 days ago 
i remember Tomba

haven't thought of that game in years
SuperGoomba64  - 10 months 19 days ago 
No Man-Hog from Sonic Unleashed?
GoldenMe  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Uncle Taj is the best pig ever, from one of the best games ever.

Great article GR. Luckly, the closest case of swine flu in my area is about 120 miles away.
AngryScotsman  - 10 months 19 days ago 
The Harvest Moon caption was just perfect. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM US
Koouunn  - 10 months 19 days ago 
the porky pig video was hilarious
Unoriginal  - 10 months 19 days ago 
What better way to celebrate swine-flu than by eating bacon while reading GR by candlelights?
revrock  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Illusion of Gaia... Hamlet.... best pig ever! I salute thee thy noble and self sacrificing swine!
crossed23  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Tomba rocked. I remember this guy telling me about it and I was like Im not playing no game with pigs jumping around and he wouldnt shut up about it. SO I bought it and Ill be damned if its not a great game. Imagine that.
Demonflare  - 10 months 19 days ago 
I hope I dont get swine flu. This kid keeps coughing every 10 god dam sec. So I think he has the swine flu. Its ovious. :(
FistfulofPelican  - 10 months 19 days ago 
No Crazy Pig from the DS game also known as Crazy Pig?
Elbo444  - 10 months 19 days ago 
no flock?!?!

oh well, great article
TheSuburbiaRuins  - 10 months 19 days ago 
Doesn't have enough South Park WoW killing boars.
Kattleox  - 10 months 19 days ago 
What about Mega Man Legends 2? You can kick pigs to become more evil and also have a pig at one point. You can give it away for food to a lady who was "looking for a pet" even.
Hobojedi  - 10 months 19 days ago 
The pigs are so innocent.. or at least most of them.
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