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Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII


100 reasons fanboys hate RPGs

VIDEO: We draw our +6 Vorpal Blade of Indignation

Words: Joe McNeilly, GamesRadar US

The Week of Hate continues with our next “100 Reasons” video. This time, we score a 20 critical for double damage on the nerdiest of all genres. Save versus this, bitches!



Got beef with RPGs, or with our lovely video? Leave a comment below, and feel free to put on your Ren Faire costume first.

Mar 26, 2009




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58 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
Awesomeitude1523  - 7 months 16 days ago 
I too hate RPGS. except for Pokemon and Chrono Trigger. Nice vid guys.
Oh yeah, FIRST.
RebornKusabi  - 7 months 16 days ago 
Hahaha "Fucking Blitzball"! I agree, stupid minigames...
ShinyMcShine  - 7 months 16 days ago 
Yeah 100 reasons why RPG's are complete balls...nice vid.
Kerfluffle  - 7 months 16 days ago 
lol I loves the week o' hate.

One small problem, in the "Sleep to Level Up" reason, that was a screen of Fallout 3, NOT The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.

But yeah, Jesus there were a lot of annoyances with Oblivion in this video, but yup it's all in the spirit of HATE.
LionheartAce  - 7 months 16 days ago 
LOL, loot and lute whore. The music makes this funnier.
JoeMasturbaby  - 7 months 16 days ago 
Luck = nothing


hahaha
noobmasteroftehworld  - 7 months 16 days ago 
LEROOOYYY JENKIINNS!!!
great stuff GR
GoldenMe  - 7 months 16 days ago 
#51- Tidus Cosplay AAAAAAUUUUUGGGHHH!!!

#90/91-Aerith dies (nooooooooo) Aerith dies w/ ribbon (WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH)

I can't believe the week is almost over. =(
ajcull  - 7 months 16 days ago 
week of hate is almost over... waaaaahhhh
nice job this week guys
charley235  - 7 months 16 days ago 
i love rpgs but lol that video was way more entertaining than the shooter one, the tidus cosplay was hialrious, dude honestly the guys who write this are cool props to them
devinejoh  - 7 months 16 days ago 
lolz, you ran out of ideas for the last 5
jamminontha1n2  - 7 months 16 days ago 
grinding was listed not once not twice but three times. hilarious
recaptcha: letting him
oh man that sounds dirty
Grenade  - 7 months 16 days ago 
RPG's are the worst games ever. Seriously, that video was too true.
NelosAngelos  - 7 months 16 days ago 
FUCKING BLITZBALL!!!!!! Yes, no matter if it is the best game 5/5 from every source on the planet, there will still be something I don't like in RPGs, and I enjoy RPGs. JRPGs I simply don't touch.
ELpork  - 7 months 16 days ago 
nice
sinkingfeeling  - 7 months 16 days ago 
Gotta love the week of hate!
Romination  - 7 months 16 days ago 
i was surprised the slow pace wasn't put in. a lot of rpgs are like 'OH YOU WANNA F*KING PLAY THE GAME?!?!!??! YOU GOTTA GO REPAIR SIGNS FIRST, B*CH!!!'
Unoriginal  - 7 months 15 days ago 
You guys forgot grinding.
And how can you hate Bikini Armors?
Coolbeans69  - 7 months 15 days ago 
yeah i never did figure out what luck does
Tasty_Pasta  - 7 months 15 days ago 
Lol @ all the grinding


And where's the list of everything in the video...again!
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