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We can just about understand the way things used to be. When games came on cartridges, the only way you could play a sports game with the correct player names was to either type them all in yourself (which took hours), or buy the newest licensed version. But things have changed.
The advent of DLC has meant that all games could, in theory, be updated via a patch downloaded from the internet. This could either be for free (like the
Yesterday, we mercilessly tore apart your favorite games, explaining in cruel, cold detail why you have always been wrong for loving them. Today, the tables are turned. Today, we open ourselves up to ridicule.
The following games are really, honestly bad. If not, they’re hopelessly broken or offensively mediocre. At the very least, they’re extremely embarrassing to play for some unfortunate reason or another.
Barack Obama. The most important politician in a generation. A peerless orator. Winner of a historic election. And exceedingly effin hard to recreate in every create a character mode we could find. You’d think the current leader of the free world’s unassuming features would be easy to make with the plethora of chin, forehead and septum sliders most games now have. Wrong.
Not only did we fail to craft convincing Obamas, we
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Here at GamesRadar, very few of us are WWE connoisseurs (right now features editor Shane Patterson holds that title and no one challenges it). But what we do specialize in is finding a great pair of tits and girl-on-girl action in your video games. The articles we write? Oh, that's just stuff we do on the side.
With TNA iMPACT! hitting shelves last week, we thought we’d remind you of the other colossal wrasslin’ game this fall, the lengthily titled WWE SmackDown! vs RAW 09. This year’s annual (don’t call it an update) installment celebrates ten years of SmackDown-iness.
With the recent announcement of ultimate Cro-Magnon bust-em-up, WWE SmackDown! vs RAW 2009 for every system under the sun, we rounded up images from all installments to see if history’s been kind to the aging grappler. Head here to chart the rise and fall of the core gameplay, even if it has changed little (why mess with sweaty success?) The graphics, however, have gone from what we’d consider Picasso baby-chum on the
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