Tekken Dark Resurrection

When it comes to real-world physics this kind of brassiere defies Newton’s laws. Mams like those would never stay concealed in that getup. Any hint of motion and they’d wrestle their way free and end up sticking out the bottom - especially when you consider Christie is a fighter and jumps up and down a lot.

What Tekken 6 needs to do on PS3 is add a dose of realism - for added titillation if nothing else – in which players can take time out to readjust their breasts, thongs, testes etc mid-bout in case a punch leaves them with a revealing wardrobe malfunction.

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