"What's that you say? You only need $80K to finish a World-of-WarCraft-standard multiplayer RPG with the graphics of Skyrim? And it doesn't matter that you can't actually spell, because you have Pixar on board? TAKE MY MONEY! I can afford it, because I'll have loads once that Nigerian prince comes through with his side of the deal"
And it gets much worse. Click on for the stupendous details. They're brilliant.
The latest patch for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim brings one of the most asked-for features to the land of Tamriel...
Zenimax Media, the publisher of the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, filed a trademark today for something called "Hearth Fire" and we think it might be a new DLC expansion...
Speaking at an E3 2012 demo screening for the new expansion pack, Game Director Todd Howard, revealed when the next content expansion will arrive, as long as nothing goes wrong...
Dawnguard's 30-day exclusivity deal for Xbox 360 seemed to be taken as gospel across the internet. So imagine the horror when not only does the 30-day period end without even a whisper, but when asked about a release date, Bethesda implies there might not even be one...
Sometimes, international perception of Australia has us so backwards that we’re thought to ride kangaroos down the street and consider that hat with the corks as the height of fashion. But according to figures detailing Australian and New Zealand game sales for the first half of 2012, the notion of the contrary antipode might be more fact than fiction.
Bethesda has officially revealed their latest expansion DLC for their award-winning open world RPG, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It's called Hearthfire and features a big set of additions to the already massive game...
I can't help but consider at this stage that it might have been a whole lot less work, stress and heartache for all concerned if Bethesda had just decided to steer clear of the PS3 this generation. Between Fallout 3, its DLC, and the notorious port of Skyrim, its games have never worked well with Sony's console. And no it seems the tradition continues with Skyrim's first big add-on. Here we go again...
PC Skyrim fiends can build themselves a lovely home now that Xbox 360 is done hogging all the Hearthfire, but PlayStation 3 players are still waiting to get turned into vampires...