More specific to we lucky so-and-so’s in the gaming beeswax, today's deluge of GTA schwag has left our office in pleasant shambles. We’re no braggarts - we do give a lot of this stuff away, after all. But we thought we’d show it off, this being a day of infinite relevance. ‘Tis undeniably cool, no?

Above: Mikel Reparaz, opening genuine LCPD gear, while looking deceptively unexcited. (Look closely - you'll see a pee-pee stain)

Above: Matty Keast poses with a GTA IV graphite pool cue. Take it in now, before it's covered in hillbilly blood

Above: Amanda Glasser hoisting our brand new Grand Theft Dartboard. When this is all over, we can finally get back to throwing sharp objects

Above: Stickuurz! Who want?

Above: Ahhh... the first thing the tired and poor see upon entering Liberty City: The Statue of Happiness. And peep the background for a Niko license plate, Swingers novelty foam shocker (perfect for any occasion), and Tw@ Internet C@fe mouse pad

What, you think we're in this business for the money? (AHAHAHAHA... cont.) But if you'd like a giant stack o' GTA IV stickers, like the ones seen above, head on over to our forums to win some.

Creep along to the next page for some glimpses at GTA stuff even we can't get a hold of anymore.