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Top 7… sexy text adventures – Chestnut hair, tousled by the wind, frames the tanned oval of his face. ...

In a medium full of perfect teeth, washboard stomachs and breasts that have their own gravitational pull, it’s rare to see characters with disabilities. But they do exist… and they’ve done some badass things. Be it killing gods, eating hardened soldiers or even creating the Nintendo universe; being physically challenged never got in the way of this bunch’s fun.

Disabled and deadly in: Metal Gear Solid 3: ...

THE INFO BOX
Post date: April 3, 2009
T-Dar 45 length: 2:44:36
Quote of the week: “He doesn’t have an Astro Gaming headset and he falls to sleep at night punching himself in the dick”
Intro song by: Anamanaguchi ...

During the extremely scaled-down E3 2008, Capcom paraded around an amazing mechanical arm from the upcoming Bionic Commando game, currently due in February. We begged, we pleaded, and finally the kind folks at Capcom dared to let us borrow this surprisingly functional, eyeball-arresting prop. First thing we did? Take out into San Francisco for a little test walk. ...

A few months ago we reported on the state of Bionic Commando’s arm-swingin’ multiplayer modes, and our verdict was extremely mixed. Weak level design, overpowered weapons and a slightly confusing button configuration kept us from enjoying the otherwise brilliant sensation of flying through the air with nothing but a giant mechanical arm to save us. ...

After spending several hours with the solo version of Bionic Commando we're confident it'll end up alright. Maybe not a senses-shattering mind-asplosion like Resident Evil 4, but a good time nonetheless. The swing mechanic, obviously the most important part of the game, feels tight, and with that functioning properly the rest just needs to fall into place. ...

See if you can guess what game we’re talking about: in the war-torn near future, a supersolider - outfitted in skin-tight armor - wages battle against legions of aliens/other supersoldiers. To protect his scar-ridden face, he dons a nondescript, yet sleek helmet, thereby rendering him mute and indistinguishable from everything else on sale. Give up? It’s a trick question.

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