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Last year, we ran a feature where we turned popular videogames into chocolate bars. The comments on that feature were so choc-full of great ideas, we thought we'd revisit it and give them the same treatment. We've given each contributor a shout-out, so you can tell them how witty and clever you think they are.
And so to the chocolate - which one would you eat first?
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As series with 13 entries and an ungodly amount of spin-off titles, Final Fantasy stirs up a great amount of excitement when a new game arrives. XIII hits the US next week, making it not just the first entry on the PS3/360, but also the first numbered sequel since 2006’s Final Fantasy XII.
We recently got another chance to test out how well Tarzan (er, Rico) the secret agent swings in the run up to his launch into the public sphere in late March. And it turns out that he’s swinging rather well, as it happens.
Let’s do a quick recap for those who haven’t been here very long. Rico is a sort of Hispanic James Bond, but with an even more uncanny ability to dodge death and defeat evil.
Just as obsessive dog owners morph into strange likenesses of their canine friends, hardcore gamers become manifestations of their game collections. The genres we play reveal truths about our lifestyles - the way we dress, the friends we keep, and the music we listen to. Or... maybe it’s completely ridiculous to make sweeping generalisations based on dogs and videogame genres. Maybe.
A lot of stuff happens in the world of games every week - some of which you might have missed. Here's a quick round-up of what we considered to be the most talked about news stories of the past five days....'Milo shits out the back of the telly'
Charlie Brooker, sardonic UK comedic writer and star of much-praised Newswipe and Gameswipe TV shows has apparently offended Peter Molyneux with some typically cutting remarks about
Assassin's Creed II could learn a thing or two from these.
In even the best games, you're going to come across some filler. You know what we mean: some content that didn't need to be there, and didn't enhance the experience. These are levels, tasks, and areas added to the game specifically to make it last longer, and that add nothing to the experience save frustration. These segments can run the gamut from merely inconvenient or irritating, to absolutely infuriating.
16 reasons the supposedly brainy epic makes no more sense than Modern Warfare 2.
We pretty consistently crack ourselves up. Each morning’s mail delivers a new batch of comedy gold as we sort through the press kits, preview builds and other assorted swag that comes with our station as Gams Jurnlz. We pack as much irreverent office atmosphere as we can into our features and podcast, but there’s always room for more.
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