Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince



Here you go: creepy wax-face renditions of your favorite wand-wavers on every platform known to man (and a couple that haven’t even been invented yet.)

Scooby Doo: First Frights



The trailer starts off very promising with a peek at some Grim Fandango-esque skeleton musicians, but quickly deteriorates into senseless drivel with bizarre renditions of the beloved characters. Not to mention the totally extreme announcer imploring you to “play Scooby’s biggest adventures yet, and see how it all began.” So let’s get this straight, they’re going back to the original Scooby Doo stories which are also simultaneously the biggest adventures yet? Marketing-speak makes my head hurt.

MySims Agents



While not officially a film or TV tie-in, MySims Agents has Nickelodeon’s assy stench all over it. Could this be why Will Wright is no longer interested in the Sims franchise? We’re going to go out on a limb and say yes, yes it is.

Next page: Japanophiles rejoice!