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The Top 7... Sadistic moments in games

Inflicting a world of pain seven times over

Words: Justin Towell, GamesRadar UK

 

The Hall of Meat. While it may sound like some nightmarish room with walls made of stretched skin and cartilage, it's actually the sadist's version of the score attack – how spectacularly can you hurt your little skateboard dude?

Amped and Tony Hawk's Project 8 may have featured this kind of mode before Skate 2 did, but while we like Project 8 for the idea of how big your hospital bill is, it just can't match the sense of impact that Skate 2 has. Here are a few of our most painful (and high-scoring) bails.



Unlike the Tony Hawk series, Skate 2 doesn't feature any blood. It also stops short of showing broken limbs, which is probably for the best as some of the falls here would leave skulls crushed and backbones sticking out through cheesegrated flesh.

How sick is it?
Tame in terms of censorship, but there's a world of pain here.

 

Fable 2 prides itself on its consequence-heavy decisions. Will you be a Mr G Two-shoes, or become a corrupt, evil bastard who kills anyone who looks at him? Either way, by the time you reach the Tattered Spire, you'd better know exactly which one you are. You see, every time you choose the righteous path here, you'll lose loads of EXP. Do bad things and you'll keep your abilities, but you'll turn more and more evil with every act.

 

This includes starving prisoners (or giving them food) and being on the end of some S&M whippings ("Say 'thank you!'"). As for us, well, we did the good thing to start with. We helped out the prisoners, struck the Commandant with the sword… but then stabbed Bob to death. Well, it was taking too long, y'know?


Above: This is Bob. He's not dead here. But you can change that...

YouTube is full of videos of people doing evil things in Fable 2. But we reckon this one takes the sadistic biscuit. This player takes his own wife to the Temple of Shadows and... well: 



There's another similar video on YouTube where the guy goes through all this but finishes by farting on the corpse. Isn't the imagination a wonderful thing?

How sick is it?
Literally as sick as your mind. Want to kill your mate's wife? Here's a consequence-free way to live out your fantasy.

 

The first time you see Lara fall and break her neck, you'll feel it too. The sound of her skull hitting the floor, the way her back bends in a way it shouldn't... witness:

 
Above: Number 4 there is just wrong. Necks aren't supposed to do that

But, as the control scheme gets the better of you for the billionth time, something else snaps. You'll give up playing properly and start exacting your revenge on Lara. A beautiful, majestic swan dive from the very top of St Francis' Folly is highly recommended. Check it out here in our video of our favourite ways to kill Lara in the Saturn version of the first game:



How sick is it?
Compared to the ragdoll meh-ness of modern Tomb Raider deaths, Core Design's hand-animated death sequences are convincingly final-looking. And she slides down spikes after being impaled. Uck.


 
49 Comments
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Ocelot  - 9 months 8 days ago 
first, great sadism on show
maximus13  - 9 months 8 days ago 
second, pain is so good to let out anger !
EYE8URBRAINS  - 9 months 8 days ago 
The Sims, how terrible...
The-Dance-O-Matic  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Fourth And Pain ia na Awesome game for stress releif, Nice One GR
SuperBadnik  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Lol, The Sims.
The-Dance-O-Matic  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Is A* Sorry Sticky Key Board (Stoooopid Kids)
Lujo  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Great article, but...

C'mon. Where's Conker's Bad Fur Day?
m3ntalist86  - 9 months 8 days ago 
wheres mortal kombat? FATILITY
Auron  - 9 months 8 days ago 
microsoft word is fucking brutal.
noobeater  - 9 months 8 days ago 
lol i somehow expected sims to be on there

and yet i still laughed

you sumerised its pure hardcore sadistic nature perfectly when you said:
letting your Sim take a dip in a lovely new swimming pool and then taking away the steps. Evil!

lol once again...but does it mean we're sadistic for looking at this ?!?!
GamesRadarEricBratcher  - 9 months 8 days ago 
If the list went to nine, I'd add - SPOILER ALERT...

8. The bit in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic where you can make the wookiee kill Mission Vao.

9. The part in the first God of War where you push the guy in the cage into the fire. Those both felt brutal to me.
Unoriginal  - 9 months 8 days ago 
It's so endlessly fun torturing your Sims.
If the Sims brings out your true inner nature then I guess im a sadistic bastard on the inside.
DeadGirls  - 9 months 8 days ago 
I can't believe we still live in a world where we let government's ban things from us. Aren't we (as humanity) fully grown-up yet?


Censorship is for fucking pussies.
Thequestion 121  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Love the Sims! Everyone has a little sadist in them.
Heyexclamationpoint  - 9 months 8 days ago 
I remember when Mortal Kombat II first came out in arcades the programmers left an interesting bug where you could still move after performing a babality. If you performed an attack on the baby then the corresponding blood burst would appear and the baby would be gone. Unfortunately this bug was fixed in the final version of the game.

Right now it would be the perfect revenge for all these stupid baby games.
Jax  - 9 months 8 days ago 
Lemmings actually are suicidal in real life, when they migrate they end up either crawling of a cliff or trying to swim across the ocean. Just clarifying that
crossed23  - 9 months 8 days ago 
lol Sims, Great Sadism, Last night I blew the head off a raider with a freakin coffee cup in Fallout 3, it was great. Also Im really glad Im not the only one thinkin it was awesome killin Laura over and over again.
Ninja-KiLLR  - 9 months 8 days ago 
killing sims = tons of fun
Gotxxrock  - 9 months 8 days ago 
WOW, where was the first KOTOR!? At the end of the game, when you can have Zaalbar kill Mission the Twi'lek, his life long companion and friend, simply because he owes you a life debt!! Nothing beats that!!
Great list otherwise, loved the Lummings spot =D
cuatico  - 9 months 8 days ago 
and shadow of the colossus?
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