Assassin's Creed

The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US



Poor Driver. Constantly having to compete with the almighty GTA series must be tough on the developers, and knowing that they originated many of the features and innovations that made GTA famous must be infuriating. But resorting to porn? Not ironic joke porn or silly Easter egg porn like GTA might attempt, but real, straight up porn? Within the first 10 minutes of the game?

C'mon guys. That's just desperate.



Complete the first mission of the game and then head to the protagonist's garage. With some careful scrutiny, you'll find the shameful shots in no time.





Secret of Mana (1993)

See, now this is the kind of racy centerfold you can feel good about finding in a game. Waiting for the extremely random spell book to appear as a dungeon monster makes the encounter special, while the colorful 16-bit blocks and carefully placed heart make the experience positively wholesome. Mom would definitely approve.

 
4 Comments
h3110 - 25 days 18 hours ago
1st
h3110 - 25 days 18 hours ago
on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
dropitlikeitshot - 25 days 13 hours ago
wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
henry.beers - 19 days 1 hour ago
darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
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