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The Top 7... Nudity You Didn't Notice

Look closer - gaming is even naughtier than you think

Words: Charlie Barratt, GamesRadar US



Poor Driver. Constantly having to compete with the almighty GTA series must be tough on the developers, and knowing that they originated many of the features and innovations that made GTA famous must be infuriating. But resorting to porn? Not ironic joke porn or silly Easter egg porn like GTA might attempt, but real, straight up porn? Within the first 10 minutes of the game?

C'mon guys. That's just desperate.



Complete the first mission of the game and then head to the protagonist's garage. With some careful scrutiny, you'll find the shameful shots in no time.





Secret of Mana (1993)

See, now this is the kind of racy centerfold you can feel good about finding in a game. Waiting for the extremely random spell book to appear as a dungeon monster makes the encounter special, while the colorful 16-bit blocks and carefully placed heart make the experience positively wholesome. Mom would definitely approve.


 
23 Comments
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h3110  - 1 year 2 months ago 
1st
h3110  - 1 year 2 months ago 
on boss nudity what about the god of war bitch with like 15 boobs
dropitlikeitshot  - 1 year 2 months ago 
wow the tiger 1 and the1 rite after...that was disturbing
henry.beers  - 1 year 2 months ago 
darn you games radar i need to see T i T S
Kratos999  - 1 year 1 month ago 
Like h3110 there are several being in the God of War games that have nude picts
xyxCORTEZxyx  - 1 year 1 month ago 
ha ha ha if u clicked this u r a frieken pervert lol
NullG7  - 11 months 16 days ago 
And your point is, I mean you clicked it to and probally read it too in fact anyone who reads this has probally read it too.
Hentai4Ever  - 10 months 14 days ago 
the tiger and the one after was just wrong... seriously... lol
icydarkness12  - 9 months 23 days ago 
Tiger and one after are wrong lol. oh Hentai - nice pic lol
McCloud64  - 8 months 13 days ago 
the tekken motion picture movie also had a shower scene JUST like that only with Anna Williams

http://www.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Anna_Williams
StarbucksAssassin  - 6 months 25 days ago 
Dude!!! Fury tiger testicles! That's just unbelievable. Seriously.
NottaFanboY  - 6 months 24 days ago 
You forgot Legend of Heroes 2 on PsP. Summon the stone goddess or what ever and you can see her left tit.
R4PTUR3  - 4 months 9 days ago 
Yeah, and Agent Under Fire, when Q was disguised as a naked chick in the shower. What 12 year old (such as myself, at the time) didn't grab the sniper and zoom in on that before triggering the cutscene. good times.
tyrant02  - 4 months 9 days ago 
games need to be addicting to some users if ya know wat i mean hehehe
zeetlock  - 4 months 7 days ago 
street fighter alpha 2 "will his "power" awaken"
"c'mon..."
"it's not "awakening"
"aaaaah..."
"i thought it would be bigger?"
IGiveUFunkButt  - 4 months 6 days ago 
Mass Effect, the strip club on the Citedal, the dances have the best rendered butt crinkle ever created. I played that game alot.
LieutenantCipher  - 4 months 4 days ago 
So I guess I'm still only one to notice the naked chick in Prototype's boss battle with elizabeth greene then?
darkshadow0308  - 4 months 3 days ago 
the last 1 was really gay, screw you gamesradar!!!!!!!
CapnCrotchPunch  - 4 months 3 days ago 
@lieutenantCipher

Prototype came out months after this article was written.
xxIceNeroxx  - 4 months 2 days ago 
I saw the tekken movie. watched it in a library.....And the shower scene came up right as A librarian walked right by.
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