Quantcast

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots


The Top 7... inanimate objects

They're nothing without you

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US


The perfect example. Mr/s Companion Cube literally does nothing, yet managed to ensare the attention of gamers with ease. Sure it helps that it's a key part of 2007's best game. Yes we're commanded to care for it by the ominous GlaDOS. But we didn't need to be ordered to love it - we simply did. Maybe it's the subtle heart decals, we aren’t sure, but something about it made everyone go nuts. See:

A gingerbread creation from gamecakes.com.

A plush cube selling for $365, as noted by Kotaku.

A massive cube auctioned for charity, eventually selling for $1,200.

This early adopter branded their ambiguous legs with both the cube and its counterpart, the cake of lies, as submitted to the aforementioned Kotaku.

Even Halloween was overtaken by Portal/Companion Cube love, as seen on Joystiq.

Bottom line - everyone loves Portal, and that means everyone loves the cube. But there was one item we just couldn't deny, and it had to take the number one spot. Chances are you'll agree...


So meaty: While we're on the subject of cubes, Unreal's meat cube managed to bring the GR offices to a halt when it first popped on the intertubes. All it does is flop around and absorb damage, but it's the primary reason we're eager for Gears 2.


 
18 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
Burn  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Love that shoe...
Nin10DOH  - 1 year 2 months ago 
the box was the most important Metal Gear Solid item ever
VoodooPanda  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Hate the Companion Cube. My friend is obsessed with it. "It takes hits for you like a good friend would, you can use it as a step, and it will go anywhere with you without complaining." Thats his reasons why its awesome. But I think if it doesnt explode or shoot something then its useless to me.
iiscody  - 1 year 1 month ago 
only the completely useless items are any good. WCC is my favorite. i played portal multiple times just to use it for 10 minutes. but all of the other objects made a huge impact on my life too...
NullG7  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I love that giant shoe I have played the game a few times just to hop around in it like the guy in the video
xReptar  - 1 year 14 days ago 
I'm surprised the WCC wasn't first.
kamikaz3e124  - 1 year 14 days ago 
I wish the WCC was first. I dont know why, but im obsessed with it.
thephntm  - 11 months 7 days ago 
still laughing at the cosplayer in kuribos shoe!
Cwf2008  - 10 months 27 days ago 
Companion Cube is a hundred times better than that dam shoe...everyone loves the Cube!
po0pdawg  - 10 months 17 days ago 
were the hell can i find the meat cube
Pensuke  - 10 months 8 days ago 
im still mourning over the WCC. *sniff* This article brings back some BAD memoriez. but its freakin' hilarious!
stuzimuzipuzi  - 9 months 7 days ago 
do you guys love that car from street fighter
killemall  - 8 months 14 days ago 
I WANT A COMPANION CUBE CAKE! please...
halifaxia  - 5 months 19 hours ago 
I love wcc...
it's always number one in my heart
vigeoman  - 4 months 2 days ago 
hahaha i love the shoe
kamikaz3e124  - 3 months 15 days ago 
As you see in this default picture here, the companion cube is still alive... playin on my X-Box 360.
Me:"Hey, are you done playing yet?"
WCC:"..."
Me:"Darn..."
Me:"Oh well, maybe next time."
WCC:"..."
Me:"Yeah I love you too."
bigpoppachain  - 3 months 9 days ago 
lol voodoo i think ur friend is giving you hints
Smeggs  - 1 month 23 days ago 
Oh, the porn magazines, jesus that take me back. I rememeber putting them all over the ground, and then blowing up a gaurd. Another gaurd turned around "HUH? What's that noise?" He walks three steps, notices the magazine next to him, and completely ignores the fact that his buddy just rose to a higher plain of existence.
Related Games
Gears of War 2
Xbox 360
The Orange Box
Xbox 360
Halo 3
Xbox 360
Halo 2
Xbox
The Top 7… Tasteful game heroines
PSP Feature
Nov 9, 2009
TalkRadar 76 - Actually game related!
360 Feature
Nov 7, 2009
50 iPhone games you need to play
PC Feature
Nov 6, 2009
100 A buttons
Wii Feature
Nov 6, 2009
Characters we wish we knew LESS about
Wii Feature
Nov 5, 2009
Aliens vs. Predator: Too gory for Germany? N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 10, 2009
European Bayonetta Special Edition Unveiled N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 10, 2009
Play Assassin's Creed 2 For Over 20 Years N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 10, 2009
NBA Unrivaled Hits XBLA and PSN on November 11th N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 10, 2009
Madden NFL 10 sells 3.9 million copies N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 10, 2009