Quantcast

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots


The Top 7... inanimate objects

They're nothing without you

Words: Brett Elston, GamesRadar US


The perfect example. Mr/s Companion Cube literally does nothing, yet managed to ensare the attention of gamers with ease. Sure it helps that it's a key part of 2007's best game. Yes we're commanded to care for it by the ominous GlaDOS. But we didn't need to be ordered to love it - we simply did. Maybe it's the subtle heart decals, we aren’t sure, but something about it made everyone go nuts. See:

A gingerbread creation from gamecakes.com.

A plush cube selling for $365, as noted by Kotaku.

A massive cube auctioned for charity, eventually selling for $1,200.

This early adopter branded their ambiguous legs with both the cube and its counterpart, the cake of lies, as submitted to the aforementioned Kotaku.

Even Halloween was overtaken by Portal/Companion Cube love, as seen on Joystiq.

Bottom line - everyone loves Portal, and that means everyone loves the cube. But there was one item we just couldn't deny, and it had to take the number one spot. Chances are you'll agree...


So meaty: While we're on the subject of cubes, Unreal's meat cube managed to bring the GR offices to a halt when it first popped on the intertubes. All it does is flop around and absorb damage, but it's the primary reason we're eager for Gears 2.


 
18 Comments
Order Comments: Newest First | Oldest First
Burn  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Love that shoe...
Nin10DOH  - 1 year 2 months ago 
the box was the most important Metal Gear Solid item ever
VoodooPanda  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Hate the Companion Cube. My friend is obsessed with it. "It takes hits for you like a good friend would, you can use it as a step, and it will go anywhere with you without complaining." Thats his reasons why its awesome. But I think if it doesnt explode or shoot something then its useless to me.
iiscody  - 1 year 1 month ago 
only the completely useless items are any good. WCC is my favorite. i played portal multiple times just to use it for 10 minutes. but all of the other objects made a huge impact on my life too...
NullG7  - 1 year 1 month ago 
I love that giant shoe I have played the game a few times just to hop around in it like the guy in the video
xReptar  - 1 year 30 days ago 
I'm surprised the WCC wasn't first.
kamikaz3e124  - 1 year 30 days ago 
I wish the WCC was first. I dont know why, but im obsessed with it.
thephntm  - 11 months 23 days ago 
still laughing at the cosplayer in kuribos shoe!
Cwf2008  - 11 months 11 days ago 
Companion Cube is a hundred times better than that dam shoe...everyone loves the Cube!
po0pdawg  - 11 months 1 day ago 
were the hell can i find the meat cube
Pensuke  - 10 months 23 days ago 
im still mourning over the WCC. *sniff* This article brings back some BAD memoriez. but its freakin' hilarious!
stuzimuzipuzi  - 9 months 23 days ago 
do you guys love that car from street fighter
killemall  - 8 months 30 days ago 
I WANT A COMPANION CUBE CAKE! please...
halifaxia  - 5 months 16 days ago 
I love wcc...
it's always number one in my heart
vigeoman  - 4 months 18 days ago 
hahaha i love the shoe
kamikaz3e124  - 3 months 30 days ago 
As you see in this default picture here, the companion cube is still alive... playin on my X-Box 360.
Me:"Hey, are you done playing yet?"
WCC:"..."
Me:"Darn..."
Me:"Oh well, maybe next time."
WCC:"..."
Me:"Yeah I love you too."
bigpoppachain  - 3 months 24 days ago 
lol voodoo i think ur friend is giving you hints
Smeggs  - 2 months 8 days ago 
Oh, the porn magazines, jesus that take me back. I rememeber putting them all over the ground, and then blowing up a gaurd. Another gaurd turned around "HUH? What's that noise?" He walks three steps, notices the magazine next to him, and completely ignores the fact that his buddy just rose to a higher plain of existence.
Related Games
Gears of War 2
Xbox 360
The Orange Box
Xbox 360
Halo 3
Xbox 360
Halo 2
Xbox
Dante's Inferno has gone into Beta N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 25, 2009
PSLS Giveaway: 50 Battlefield Bad Company 2 Beta... N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 25, 2009
PixelJunk Shooter Aiming for Release Date N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 25, 2009
CONFIRMED: God Of War Collection Coming To EU... N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 25, 2009
Over 1,000 songs now available for Rock Band N4G
PS3 News from N4G
Nov 25, 2009