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The Top 7... Failed Franchises We Know How to Fix

They've been broken for years. Here's how to set them right

Words: GamesRadar US


Blaster Master isn't as big a deal as Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, but for a rather large contingent of NES fans, it's one of the best games that never had a second chance. Well, it did have a second (third, fourth, fifth) chance, but boy were they ever crappy. The series is now completely gone. But then we played Mass Effect's rover missions and immediately knew how to bring this Metroid-meets-monster-truck title back from the dead.

Blaster Master was all about driving a hovering, mega-cannoned car through all kinds of levels in search of secret bases, power-ups and resources for your vehicle. What do you do in Mass Effect while piloting the Mako? The exact same thing, complete with on-foot modes that have you taking down baddies and unearthing supplies sans tank. Even little details like shocks in the Normandy's wheels had us pining for another go at Sophia, Blaster Master's curiously emotive cruiser. Just picture the Normandy with sticky tires exploring varied environments and bam, you've got a killer game that could bring yet another aging series back to the fore.


Above: Drop sequence, hovering tank, massive cannon, on-foot missions... yes, this will work

"Mass Effect again?" you say? Yeah, we had the same game in the article twice. Sue us. It's a perfect fit and you know it. Granted, Mass Effect doesn't involve mutant frogs, but the framework for an awesome game is there. You could also apply a lot of these similarities to the classic Moon Patrol, but Blaster Master is an actual franchise - not just a one-off arcade success.

And just in case you wanted a little more convincing...

 


 
14 Comments
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h3110  - 1 year 2 months ago 
cool first comment and i tottlay agree with all of these
rel123  - 1 year 2 months ago 
Our solution: Turn every game into Mass Effect.
Excellent.
cricket0  - 1 year 2 months ago 
I think that every game needs an upgrade like these
katwood92  - 1 year 1 month ago 
If every game was Mass Effect, gaming would get boring fast. However Mass Effect does have many different aspects that a lot of games could learn from.
rghtstff12  - 11 months 11 days ago 
Thank God somebody finally said it! I am DYING for a solid Batman game.
Sebastian16  - 11 months 9 days ago 
I shall pray to the non-existant gods that Batman; Arkham Asylum will be the Batman game we've all been waiting for.
Yoshi X100  - 11 months 2 days ago 
I disagree with the Godzilla thing, I think it should be more along the lines of a free roam Grand Theft Auto game where you go on the missions and campaign when you want, build alliances, destroy cities, fight monsters even when your not in campaign, oh and maybe upgrade abilities. Sound Good?
Anton_13  - 10 months 25 days ago 
on the star trek note, there's a star trek MMO (MMORPG?) in development
Anton_13  - 10 months 25 days ago 
good harry potter thought, but wouldn't that have a bit of a niche appeal? I think harry potter needs an RPG. Not like Mass Effect, because then it would lose something, but still more than just a big, open world.
PittsburghPirates  - 10 months 9 days ago 
No that Mirror's Edge is coming out for PC, someone is bound to make a Mod....
crazyjames  - 9 months 5 days ago 
Seeing Jaws chucking grenades at beach goers had to be the absolute highlight of this article. Priceless.
Blackhalos99  - 7 months 7 days ago 
Yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MoonPig  - 5 months 15 days ago 
splinter cell FTW
Corsair89  - 3 months 7 hours ago 
Congradulations, GR. Batman: Arkham Asylum did everything you suggested(except the Batmobile) and proved that you were absoultely right. Kudos.
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