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Mecha-Men we want to fight

Meet an unstoppable army of robo-bosses

Words: Tyler Nagata, GamesRadar US

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Why we want to fight him: If Chrono Trigger’s Robo could merge with RoboCop, one fourth of Alex Murphy’s human memories would be replaced by Robo’s powerful shock techs, making this half-Robo, half-RoboCop 25 percent stronger than the original peacekeeper of Detroit.

Why we want to fight him: Because no one else has had the guts to make a man with Spinal Muscular Atrophy the main bad guy before. You thought you won after you beat him to the ground with his own wheelchair. But that’s when Robo-Hawking will reveal his true form so he can educate you on the state of the universe and show you how new black holes are formed.

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tjfraz1 - 8 months 25 days ago

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Unoriginal - 8 months 25 days ago

A final boss battle with Stephen Hawking sounds way cooler than it should.

Theres been a lot more activity from Mr. Nagata in the features lately. Keep it up, I really like your stuff.

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GamesRadarTylerNagata - 8 months 25 days ago

Thanks Unoriginal!

Glad you liked it.

- Tyler

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Z-man427 - 8 months 25 days ago

good but short.

what about a Mecha-McCain. kick his goiter right off his neck

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idlemindkiller - 8 months 25 days ago

good read. im always on the lookout for tylers stuff. goddamn robots

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Montag - 8 months 25 days ago

Bill O'reilly.. Long live the NeoCon-Mecha-Freak

Go on destroy all who need universal healthcare, eliminate those who dare to earn less than $100000 per year.

Burn the wife child and family of all who regard having a social conscience as the defining part of all humanity.

Defile anybody who is a LIBERAL (capital letters should be associated with excessive drooling and spitting)

Scary, scary man

Oh what a buffoon

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Montag - 8 months 25 days ago

..... oh that was all satire. Please, please, please Bill don't call for the death of all gamers as we are obviously evil and un-american liberals who want to take money from hard working Joe the Collonic Irrigationists types.

Seriously, Fox news might hate games now!

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Rattlehead - 8 months 25 days ago

Robo-Colbert would be awesome. Missiles would launch from his mouth

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excalibur912 - 8 months 25 days ago

Minor correction: Stephen Hawking has ALS or Lou Gehrig's disease. Love the article!

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noobmasteroftehworld - 8 months 25 days ago

i almost died when i saw the stephen hawking picture

great stuff, great stuff

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Hobojedi - 8 months 25 days ago

Funny, but the Stephen Hawking picture is kinda sad.
lol at robo-robo-cop

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Cwf2008 - 8 months 25 days ago

@Rattlehead: No, a Robo-Colbert would just shoot you in the leg with Sweetness. And a Mecha-Bush...that would be fun to fight. Well until it drops dead after 2 punches

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thefinalmax - 8 months 25 days ago

Stephen Hawking?? He already is part robot.
And Mecha-Bush would be lame. Mecha-Cheney, however, would provide for a great character for a betrayal plot-twist.
Cheney's on your side, but wait...BAM!! He's really a Robot and just shot you in the Face.

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Tasty_Pasta - 8 months 25 days ago

Haha, the Robo-Robocop made me laugh so hard!

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Defguru7777 - 8 months 25 days ago

What about Robo-Lincoln?

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reyalejandro13 - 8 months 25 days ago

Robo-Jon Stewart+Robo-Stephen Colbert would make a devastating tag team. And maybe(I apologize to those who may find this to be in bad taste) ROBO-JESUS!

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Rattlehead - 8 months 25 days ago

No, robo-dino-Jesus!

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